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jackhammer jerkoff

When a girl violently jerks off two guys at the same time.
That chick must be a contractor, she worked those dongs like a pro. Damn I love thise jackhammer jerkoffs!
by Schna123 September 13, 2013
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Windy Jackhammer

The act of receiving a blow job while your partner is laying upside down on a couch (with feet in the air) . . . with the receiver leaning over the giver ....in this position the giver is staring at the gouch (hairy region of the body between your asshole and ball sack) of the receiver . . thus the jackhammer (your monster cock) comes in when the giver is pounding the back of the receivers throat....while pounding away the giver farts on the face of the receiver.
i was wearing high heels while receiving a windy jackhammer and thats when he accidentally shit on my face instead of just farting.
by Cokedog32 December 6, 2010
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Amish JackHammer

The act of flying 69'ing with a female. After ejaculation in her mouth, you pile-drive her into the ground.
"Dude, why is Chrissy in the hospital?"
"Shit got crazy last night, I pulled an Amish JackHammer so she's in a coma"
by StevieBush October 13, 2011
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Idaho Jackhammer

Definition of the action of having anal sex with a women so hard that her inside starts bleeding and u lick the blood off.
Guissepe-OMG, I gave Felipe an Idaho Jackhammer last night.
Rodrigo-Did she enjoy it?
Guissepe- i dont know but i don't think he'll walk for a while
by Metepenes1 March 23, 2011
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smegal Jackhammer

The sexual position which resembles a jackhammer while impersonating Smegal from lord of the ring
by Michael Kain May 23, 2006
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Jackhammer Teabag

To insert one's nuts into the mouth of another (of either gender) in a rapid and continuous fashion similar to that of a jackhammer.
"Ted gave a jackhammer teabag to his girlfriend, seeing as she preferred the balls to her face rough"
by Teddy Franklin June 7, 2007
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Mississippi Jackhammer

When a guy gets a boner, then pounds it on the forehead of his significant other, creating a jackhammer like scenario
Colin just totally mississippi jackhammered katie!!!!
by JCKM April 30, 2009
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