Greta Thuneberg

Greta Thuneburg is a personality disorder that causes someone to cut their hair like Captain Kangaroo and to inherently believe that they are the savior of the world.

Look at that crazy bitch, she has Greta Thuneberg.

by StankyPanky September 5, 2025

Greta

Derogatory nickname for any climate alarmist but in particular a younger one

daughter: Dad, when are we gonna get an EV?
father: Never
daughter: It will reduce our carbon footprint and help save the planet
father: Never means never, Greta
daughter: Greta? Huh? My name is Fiona
Father: Go to bed

by thurb April 28, 2024

greta

Something that someone crafted or made while they were intoxicated and others people praise how good it is with alterior motives

That show was complete greta. She just liked it since that was the 'in' thing at the time.

by jack's pimpstick August 19, 2022

greta and colby

The best couple you will ever meet! They are the cutest together! THEY LOVE EACHOTHER SO MUCH AND BOTH ARE FUCKIN ADORABLE!

Greta and Colby were holding hands down the street and it was adorable.

by Cutestcouples October 24, 2019

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Greta

Greta is a blonde, blue eyed, Lithuanian bitch. but like in a good way. shes got mommy issues (i mean who doesnt), she got somewhat good friend choices, has impeccable taste in clothing, and is a norwegian sandwhich.

greta! whyd you _____?

by your basic bestie May 19, 2022

Greta

Usually a cold hearted person, loves to bully any type of child, despises them in every possible aspect. Hates anything related to love or relationships in general, will possibly murder you in case of angering her.

Keep aware of touching her phone and her personal stuff, you'll be turned in ashes in a instant.

"Hey Greta can I touch your pho-"

*Gets punched*

by SteamedHam November 21, 2021