In the World of Phasmophobia, there is no deadlier ghost, then the Desmond, they act like no other ghost and will literally twist your head around the moment you walk in the door if they don't like your face, known to bug Ouija boards and trigger hunts without breakage, easily offended by playful jokes and questions....also normal questions..... noises, people, light, any smell, cats, dogs, mongoose.... the list of things that does not offend the Desmond ghost is shorter.... leave a lighter, a fatty and a line and he will give you peace for 20 mins!! and remember Ghost Hunters...always Beware the Desmond!!
"My Team....all three of them...dead at the door...we had just arrived at 6 Tanglewood street but minutes before...it had to be a Desmond Ghost!! I better cleanse the area with some white lines and Jay for the Ghost so I can retrieve the bodies!!"
by ShameBot25 January 10, 2025
When you speak Spanish and are Hispanic and are thrown by people especially family members into the idea you don't speak Spanish or any hispanic people like you are from somewhere below the Sahara or a Boer.
by Gonzalo555777 January 02, 2022
by zleed May 06, 2021
If you're really fast, you're a Speed Desmond.
The term originates from a slight misunderstanding between autocorrect and the phrase 'speed daemon'.
The term originates from a slight misunderstanding between autocorrect and the phrase 'speed daemon'.
by charis September 15, 2013
Ian Desmond is tasty
by DanielleCRay June 21, 2016
A sexual act of in which the/a male partner edges 7 times, but on the 8th time he pinches his member in order to prevent the semen from coming out. He then aims his trajectory at the other partner, of whom is at the other end of the bed (whatever they've been up to meanwhile does not matter, unless it is an Angry Charizard. The first partner releases, firing a mortar shot over to the other who can try to catch it in their mouth, ect.
by SomeFancyCashews March 28, 2018
Whoops I did a Desmonde
by Matt Terrell December 15, 2017