Peach Cobbler

Taking as many peach rings as possible, line your cock with them. Then have a girl give you a sloppy blowjob.

Curtis: Damn, Alyssa gave me this peach cobbler the other day and it was AMAZING!

by Curtis Smith III March 26, 2011

Creamy Cobbler

A person that gets a lot of enjoyment out of eating Seamon

Jones: Suzan is a Creamy Cobbler!

by Disneylove7 April 22, 2023

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie and wiggles around. A fully clothed man. All by himself. Also known as: Hobo-ken Squat Cobbler, Simple Simon the Ass-man, Dutch Apple Ass, or Full-moon pie. A variation is a Crybaby Squat Cobbler where the pie-sitter also cries.

"Squat Cobbler "videos are intended to titillate the senses and are considered fetish videos.

by Idling August 29, 2016

ham cobbler

when you make up a type of baked good that coincidentally sounds like a sex thing

What should I bake next? A ham cobbler!

by S-money and Kezzurp April 20, 2018

squat cobbler

A fetish. It's when a man - fully clothed - sits on a pie and wiggles his booty. It may or may not involve crying.

The term was first used by the character James McGill (Saul Goodman) in the season 2 of popular American TV show 'Better Call Saul'.

That guy Wormald is into Squat Cobbler big time. He has to do it at least once a day.

by Hcas August 25, 2016

Cobbler gobbler

When a girl/guy has a fine and or delicious looking ass that you want to gobble(eat) it all up like your grandmas peach cobbler.

That girl has a real cobbler gobbler on her.

by Jesusismybitch666/69/21 July 7, 2020

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles around in it.

Other terms for it are "Full Moon Moon Pie", "Boston Creme Splat", and "Dutch Apple Ass".

"Daniel would make these... well, "fetish videos" for his friend, nothing illegal mind you."
"And what would he do in them?"
"Y'know... squat cobbler. What, you mean to tell me that you're a cop, and you don't know what squat cobbler is?"

by N1nDr0id August 21, 2016