peruvian blowfish

When you put the good old Peruvian marching powder (cocaine) into someone’s butthole, get them to fart with your face close to it, and sniff it up.

Person 1: “What’d you get up to last night?”

Person 2: “did the Peruvian Blowfish, got real high, and got pinkeye.”

by TommyGunnSixx June 17, 2021

blowfish party

a blowfish party refers to the act of a group of friends gathering together to fight each other with socker boppers. if you've never had a blowfish party before I highly recommend it.

dude did you hear about Sam's blowfish party the other day?

I know man it was great. I socked the bopper

by lordmazdamundi November 18, 2020

Cunty blowfish

Dramatic, prickly, full of attitude.
Giving big diva energy, but with bite.

Mallorie is talking to Kimberly and Kimberly is wearing an awesome outfit. Kimberly is very pretty and has a diva attitude with bite. Mallorie says to Kimberly “wow, you’re so cunty blowfish.”

by Kamfj April 18, 2025

hoot the blowfish

To play the bagpipes.

The kilted man said to the other kilted man: "I've never told you this, but I would love to hoot the blowfish someday."

by Andreux May 5, 2006

Blowfish

A fish in the Tetraodontidae family that lives in the Indian Ocean, and other subtropical bodies of water. This fish contrary to belief does not blow itself up but rather performs mouth congress to passing scuba divers/snorkelers.

I was swimming in the tropics and suddenly a Blowfish started tugging at my swimsuit fly!

by OzzieTrump August 4, 2019

Hootie and the blowfish

Having a hooker blow cocaine through a straw up your ass

Before i banged that hooker she gave me a hootie and the blowfish

by bhizzle September 19, 2019

Alaskan Blowfish

To fart into one's "partner's" mouth, causing their cheeks to inflate and mildly imitate a blowfish. It can possibly be done to someone sleeping.

The First Lady LOVES to give the President an Alaskan Blowfish

by EtymaDrums June 11, 2015