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jazzy jaywalk

Someone who is too smooth and fly, real and classy all at the same time to cross a street taking advantage of provided means of safe crossing (ie crosswalks, etc.)
Damn... I love her style. When I met her, She acted like a bitch.. But now, She's Jazzy Jaywalkin across the street so they can get all the attention and possibly get laid and paid, because their baby's daddy left them for some other hoe on Two Notch Road.
by JazzJeff October 18, 2010
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Jazzy Juice

1 handle of vodka (the cheaper the friskier you will get)
2 40's of beer (any kind will do)
1 bottle of ANDRE peach champagne
1/2 frozen can of limeade (follow instructions for water)
1 frozen can of pink lemonade (same)
ice cubes
large Gatorade jug

= recipe for a frisky jazzy and rawrgasmic disaster

drink with caution ... this drink will make your panties drop
No need for an example of Jazzy Juice ... make it and share your stories with all!
by Frijazz April 26, 2011
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Jazzy Man

The coolest person you will ever meet on the face of the earth. A sweet random little person whom everyone loves.

This person has problems with controlling or thoughts of owning people and has a really short temper when something he/she likes. Some other forms of the Jazzy Man are people with A.D.D. This is also is a very dark person. Beware.
That Jazzy Man sure is amazing.
by Bobbbyfff January 14, 2009
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Jazzy Apple

When a man relieves himself on an apple, and then wedges that apple inside of the girl's vagina, so that she can only sit there and feel herself slowly become impregnated.
HDR--I visited the orchard after school so when i was nailing sobes I could pull it out and jazzy apple her.

A jazzy apple a day always makes me say (FUCK!)
by broseidon lord of the brocean October 20, 2009
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[Jazzy Jeff]

verb To respectfully leave one's friend(s) or partner(s) behind as your career continues to skyrocket. Ant. Garfunkel
"Now that my book is on the Times Bestseller List, guess I'll Jazzy Jeff the old writers group.
by FrancesL July 5, 2008
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Jazzy Cigarette

A rolled cigarette with a small amount of marijuana sprinkled in it.
Guy 1: Hey man, are you rolling a spliff?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm rolling a jazzy cigarette
by Samagbj August 7, 2014
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jazzy freehand

(1) Finding a cool new method for an everyday task.

(2) An unusual and unique way to accomplish something - typically done with mad-unique style
(A) I hate using the sidewalk - I typically jazzy freehand my way through the park to school.

(B) Mel and I was paintin the park the other day - and 'stead of just sprayin our logos - we jazzy freehanded two twisted dragons eating a midget that spelled out our names.
by bbutler September 3, 2008
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