doodoo lips

someone who gives a blowjob after being fucked up the ass and gets shit on their lips

Morgan has doodoo lips after she hooked up with cole last night

by troonnney May 25, 2008

doodoo bend

when you get raped in the ass in the bathroom stall after taking a shit

did you hear chris got doodoo bended?
thats nasty

by analfuck June 26, 2008

doodoo face

the same face a bitch makes in every fucking Instagram photo. Pursed lips and squinty eyes. Almost looks like she smells some steamy doodoo

did you see her insta photo?
yeah she’s making her doodoo face

by smoking_bigdoinks_in_the_amish June 10, 2018

Doodoo fingers

When someone has been picking at their butt with there fingers.

“Damn Caleb you have doodoo fingers. “

“I was picking at my ass hole and now I have doodoo fingers” -Caleb

by Calebdoodoofingers May 18, 2018

doodoo skeet

The process of jerking off after or during a shit. A doodoo skeet only happens once you nut and finish the shit, but you must finish the shit first or else it won’t be a doodoo skeet.

Person 1: hey man where are you? We’ve been waiting for hours.
Person 2: sorry bro I just have to finish this doodoo skeet!
Person 1: oh sorry my bad man carry on, I know how important your doodoo skeets are.

by RonaBona April 25, 2022

Doodoo Splatter

When you go to a restroom and doodoo the shit out of everything in there, rendering the restroom unusable and
horrendously smelly.

Dominic spent 10 minutes out of class in the bathroom (a sign indicating the person has a case of Doodoo Splatter). We then told the janitor to take the day off, because he'll need some rest for his weekend job cleaning up the restroom.

by rawrthaas February 25, 2010

Doodoo aids

When something is so aids that it needs doodoo as a prefix to handle its burden

Soup: I like fucking Motheryucker ass
Blarg: Nah dude thats kinda doodoo aids

by e5p3r June 3, 2021