the best goddam boxer the world has ever seen, with his explosive power sending oppenents to the canvas.
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A totally hot, sexy, badass, revered by the honeys as a hunk o' burnin' love or complete studmuffin. He is perfect in every way. For the ladies, this is as good as it gets. For the guys, this is your biggest competition.
Oh my God Maria, look at that Teson over there. Mmm, the things I would do to him.
Man, Eric, I was going to go talk to that chick over there, but that Teson already talk to her. I don't stand a chance. Hold me.
Man, Eric, I was going to go talk to that chick over there, but that Teson already talk to her. I don't stand a chance. Hold me.
by Jon!! January 28, 2009
Get the Teson mug.He reminds me of Jesus because of how many whamen worship him across america. When I think of Tyson, I see a sexy beast with a massive dong. Even though is white, his dick is as if it was black... even bigger!!! When he walks into a room the teachers clothes just slip of and the kids get really horny... Including the straight men. When he flips his hair the world trembles and people faint. He is also humble because he has no clue how great he is. He could buy Amazon and apple in one go because he has more money than the world. In the end, I love Tyson more than anyone else and you would too if you knew him.
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