Toilet Texting

When texting is done on the toilet.

"He sent me 20 texts today which is odd. He hardly ever texts and said he had the runs."
"I think he was toilet texting you."
"Gross!"

by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008

"I love you" texting

Created by MLIAers (Mylifeisaverage.com), the "I love you" texting fad swept across the nation. With people texting random numbers saying, "I love you," MLIA became a love-spreading mini-phenomenon. And although the MLIAers were sending out a kind message, a lot of receivers complained and threatened to call the authorities. With the creators of MLIA getting email after email of complaints of the site users sending anonymous texts, this fun hobby became a big problem. Eventually, Mylifeisaverage.com created a page about the dangers of texting people you don't know, and soon after that, the "I love you" texts decreased significantly.

But although the texting has subsided, a simple "I love you" is known throughout the world by the users of MLIA.

Person One: "Have you heard about the '"I love you" texting? Supposedly a bunch of people are sending out random texts telling people they love them."
Person Two: "Man, I want an 'I love you' text."

Person Three: "I love you!"
Person Four: "My life is average."

by Grrzzlygrrl August 18, 2009

Shotgun Texting

When a person sends out a text to multiple people in the hopes that it "hits" one of them.

I went shotgun texting today. I sent "hi" to 4 people and only 1 responded back!

by Chris53456 May 26, 2009

texting

A cyber shield which enables middle school girls to eliminate all real conversing with their so called "boyfriends".

Suzy was too embarrassed to tell her boyfriend Jimmy that he was a bad kisser in person so she texted him about the matter.

Rachael was a real bitch so she constantly bombarded her boyfriend Mike with texts in place of actually talking to him.

Rick now owes 100$ to Verizon Wireless because his girlfriend has been constantly texting him about ridiculous things, half of them containing the words OMG and LOL

by TENO June 11, 2009

awkward texting

When you pull out a cell phone in an awkward situation and pretend to text.

Ashley brought her boyfriend over to meet the family. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he wouldn't look me in the eye. It was awkward, so I got out my phone and began awkward texting.

by RoseRoseRose454684565968968456 November 1, 2009

Table Texting

When people covertly (or not) text message someone in their immediate vicinity because they are lazy, strange, or don't want other people knowing what they're talking about. - Most often noticed occurring in restaurants after the clubs/bars close (like iHop, Denny's, Truck Stop, etc...)

I can't believe Robert is texting that girl sitting across the table from him, instead of just talking to her. But remember, he is the King of Table Texting.

by Towerguy Rob April 27, 2010

Asshole Texting

When someone is constantly sending picture messages involving porn of some sort or other annoying cell phone picture joke, audio file, or text joke about the recipient being retarded. These messages are often sent in multiples and clog your cell phone's memory. Sure sign of boredom but an even surer sign of a moron who can't think of anything to say worth while. Can often lead to cell phones being shut off or angry rants by people who can't stand it anymore.

"Dammit!... this is the tenth time I've gotten this picture message of a naked midget being tossed around like a volleyball by naked Germans."

"Dude looks like you're a victim of asshole texting."

by Jarrett McFish March 2, 2010