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testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys

A Checklist before you leave home or before leave your lover's lyre
he said, "testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys", oh my glasses, what did i do with my glasses ? ? ?"
by Herman45 December 25, 2010
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testicleshittingrectalwart

A genetal wart on the rectum that has a high tendancy to shit out testicles. Mosty commonly used as a derrogitive term towards friends.
Mike: Jim you are a testicleshittingrectalwart.
Jim: Yeah, well....you suck.
by derrrr June 17, 2004
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testicles

a chewy toy the girls like to chew after dinner
by Lord Fuck U August 23, 2003
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Teslacle

A person who owns or drives a Tesla.
This Teslacle just cut me off.

This Teslacle thinks he owns the road.
by @thereal_billw September 21, 2021
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tentaclesexual

To be attracted to tentacles. This is not to be confused with being attracted to octopi, or squids of any kind, as the person who is tentaclesexual is only attracted to tentacles.
"You like that octopus? Aren't you tentaclesexual?"
"No, dude, I only like tentacles."
by ovenroastedjews April 7, 2017
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testiclesbian

A lesbian with testicles
Basically a trans, gay woman

(A man who has become a woman but still likes other women)
See also: Prince Harry
Harry: *becomes trans*
Also Harry: has sex with a woman behind a bush

Meghan: what a testiclesbian.
by A random gay person April 11, 2023
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Bull Testicles

Something that has actually sometimes been put on pizza.
I doubt that I will ever try a Pizza with Pineapples on it, but I would 100% rather have a Pizza with Pineapples on it than a Pizza with Bull Testicles on it.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022
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