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Teddy Steamer

Is where you put gloves on your hands, take a poop on a girls face, and punch her in the nose, hoping to smash it on her face.
If you act up, i'll have to pull a Teddy Steamer on you.
by Lscott August 20, 2011
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Teddy Bear

Someone you sleep with but don't have sex with.

Someone you sleep with just for the comfort of having another person in your bed.

A person in replacement of the stuffed animal.
He takes comfort in holding his teddy bear and hearing her heart beat at night.
by GameGoddess777 December 2, 2010
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Vermont Teddy Bear

A deviant sexual act where the penetrator has intercourse with a partner who keeps their underwear on. If the partner is a woman, granny panties are used. If the partner is male, tighty whities are used. In the act, very little effort is made to clear the underwear from the desired orifice. Most prefer to force their way through the underwear or, in their lustful thrusts, to stuff the underwear into the partner, not unlike stuffing a plush toy.
Jacqueline totally pegged Scuba Steve's onion booty last night and gave him a wicked Vermont Teddy Bear on the Canadian Refrigerator in front of Rick Santorum's house. He's gonna be walking wrong for a week, bruh.
by Thudder March 1, 2013
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Teddy

A guy who'll eat anything, even a sponge.
Teddy: "Don't feed a guy a sponge, Bobby!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
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Tedy Brewski

Noun
A beer; Often called a "tedy" or "brewski". The word is a portmanteau of Tedy Bruschi and Brewski, thus creating The Tedy Brewski.
Origin:
'Murica
Chad: "Matt, grab me another brewski please!"
Matt: "...A what?"
Chad: "A Tedy Brewski..."
Matt: "Aight Brobi Wan Kenobi"
by Chad_Like_The_Country June 19, 2013
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Teddy Two-Step

A Teddy Two-Step is when a male and female partake in sexual intercourse and the male ejaculates his load into the woman's vagina. Immediately after the photo finish the female uses a paint stick to suck the seamen out of her and shoots the load into the males ass.
that bitch pulled a Teddy Two-Step on me!
by Teduardo Sanchez April 6, 2011
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Teddy Simp

A type of person named teddy that gets cucked by women constantly and fails to kiss them at least 4 times
me:teddy go kiss anna you have wanted to for so long
teddy: hugs her
me:teddy simp
by Notepicsimplol January 22, 2020
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