Ted

More commonly known as Sped, Tedsticles, or even a combination; Spedsticles, Ted is a midget, obsessed with explosives, aircraft, boats, cars, guns, cannons, overall destroying stuff, and most importantly, Among Us; which he fondly calls: "Amogus"

"Ted's so annoying!"
"That's why we call him Spedsticles you fuckhead"

by HammyShoe July 8, 2024

Ted

A color of red, but mispelled on text.

"I'm gonna get my hair dyed ted!"
"I love that color!"

by BullSnake February 10, 2024

Ted

Ted can always leg press more than anyone else but can never spell words like "zoo".

"oh hi ted are you leg pressing 600kg"

ted: "yeah I just went to the zo."

by teds secret lover February 24, 2025

Ted

Ted is an amazing Man of God. He is someone who is always looking out for his friends. Once you become a friend of Ted, you can guarantee you will be taken care of. Ted is funny, charming, and all around a stand up guy. Ted can be quiet, but with the quietness comes deep thought and wisdom. He will always encourage you and be there for you. Don’t mess with Ted or someone he knows because there is no getting away from Ted. He FAST.

Have you guys heard about that guy named Ted? Man. What a dreamboat!

by S.LANDer April 26, 2025

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by Schrodinger's cock pasta July 12, 2025

Ted Rock

A way to describe a DJ set is kickin' off "like Ted Rock", and a way to imply someone is a serial killer based on their behaviour "like Ted Rock" and also a way to suggest sexually explicit double entendres "Like a Ted Rock Touch"

Wow, this DJ is kickin' off like a Ted Rock Show
Oh, this guy is freakin' me out like Ted Rock
oooh, baby, c'mon, c'mon now touch me like Ted Rock

by ScottyScat January 21, 2021

Ted Mosby-ed

When you tell a girl you love her inappropriately soon, like on the first or second date or during a first time hook up.
Unless she is the girl from swim fan she will most likely be freaked out by this declaration of love.

"Dude I messed up last night, I brought this cutie home from the bar last night and accidentally Ted Mosby-ed her mid makeout session. She just said she had to go, as it was getting late and left."

by Dexvd February 29, 2012