Technillogical

1. A piece of software or hardware that doesn't fit in with present day technology and possibly never will.

2. Software or Hardware that's not needed or obsolete.

Geek1: "You don't need to upgrade to Windows Vista, dude!"
Geek2: "Why not?"
Geek1: "Vista is Technillogical right now. XP is still fine. World of Warcraft looks just as good on XP."

by Tod Alan February 27, 2008

technology goddess

A woman that is especially good with all types of technology: phones, printers, scanners, copy machines, fax machines, like a futuristic receptionist. Also this woman at the same time is voluptuous. probably the hottest woman in the office if you know what i mean ;)

“oh wow! all she did was touch the printer and it stopped showing an error message...what a technology goddess!”

by TiffanyFey March 15, 2018

Forni Technology

When your technological devices reach a state of overuse in which they need to be held together by duct tape.

Carlo: Hey Minags, what happened to your laptop?
Minags: Oh, I dropped it and broke the monitor. Now I've got me some Forni Technology, son!

by Xenu31Ohhh! June 19, 2009

technogadgetry

any electronic device that has buttons, lights, and/or makes noises.

Between the iPod, laptop, cell phone and palm pilot, I have more technogadgetry than i can carry.

by Tony Doran September 2, 2005

technogadgetry

electronic device of the latest technology that enhances ones lifestyle in any capacity;

Such technogadgetry as Cell phones, mp3 players, palm pilots, laptop computers, self cleaning electric razors, etc. have become a part of everyday life

by Tony Doran September 6, 2005

Technicolor Sanchez

Throwing up Tacos on your object of sexual attention.

Sex after a hungover visit to Taco Bus resulted in a Technicolor Sanchez.

by k. pablo August 25, 2011

Technogasm

A form of 'orgasm' or intense pleasure that is derived from technological gadjets and gizmos galore. This pleasure is mostly experienced by nerds, geeks or other related stereotypes.

Person A: "are you having another technogasm over your new Xbox 360?"
Person B: "Yes!! I'm in geek Heaven!" *drools*

by yum-yums October 24, 2006