1. A piece of software or hardware that doesn't fit in with present day technology and possibly never will.
2. Software or Hardware that's not needed or obsolete.
2. Software or Hardware that's not needed or obsolete.
Geek1: "You don't need to upgrade to Windows Vista, dude!"
Geek2: "Why not?"
Geek1: "Vista is Technillogical right now. XP is still fine. World of Warcraft looks just as good on XP."
Geek2: "Why not?"
Geek1: "Vista is Technillogical right now. XP is still fine. World of Warcraft looks just as good on XP."
by Tod Alan February 27, 2008
Get the Technillogical mug.Someone who doesn't know and will probably never learn how to work a computer or any form of technology, i.e video games, cell phones, microwaves, etc.
Mother: Honey, where's the space bar?
Teen: Mom, its the biggest key on the keyboard.
Mother: Oh thank you, that really helps a lot.
Teen: *Sighs* Mom, you are so technologically illiterate.
Teen: Mom, its the biggest key on the keyboard.
Mother: Oh thank you, that really helps a lot.
Teen: *Sighs* Mom, you are so technologically illiterate.
by Frostgirl117 February 24, 2011
Get the Technologically illiterate mug.An engineering school located in a small town in the U.P. Houghton, Michigan. If you think you’ll have free time, think again. Because of the massive workload, students resolve to drinking in mass quantities to cope. The student board thought introducing broomball and Winter Carnival would solve the issue, but tech students see it as an excuse for getting hammered before playing in the snow that doesn’t melt until April. When you do have free time, you go to brockway mountain for the hundredth time if you don’t ski or snowboard. You’re lucky if you join the husky pep band, you get to let out your angst through singing inappropriate songs at sporting events and wearing something you found at the dump on your head.
“A drinking school with an engineering problem”
“A drinking school with an engineering problem”
by garebear35 October 18, 2020
Get the michigan technological university mug.The sort of people that find the simplest of everyday technological feats and gadgets to be a challenge in making sense and use of. Much unlike the technologically impaired duck meme and the first day on the internet grandma meme, these are all very real persons and there is a very real blog being written with them in mind (The Low Tech-IQ Blog)
by Low Tech-IQ February 5, 2015
Get the Technologically Challenged mug.Meh: Did you see her in the computer lab today?
You: Yeah! She was totally technologically impaired!
You: Yeah! She was totally technologically impaired!
by Hyperr Haliee February 23, 2009
Get the Technologically impaired mug.A syndrome in which one gets so incredibly infuriated by technology the emotion boils up in one monosyllabic outburst; usually the word FUCK! Most commonly suffered by I.T. personnel but also know to affect smartphone users and elderly people with more than one remote control.
Bob's lost spreadsheet induced technological tourettes and got him a three day suspension and a lot of dirty looks from his bible-thumping co-workers.
by House, I.T. March 15, 2010
Get the Technological Tourettes mug.To strip technology of all meaningful features, thereby violating its original intent to solve problems in an automated way. This is typically done by an enterprise through a series of decisions made by folks with no understanding of technology, e.g. legal or risk. Fears that drive to these decisions are typically focused on trying to prevent behaviors through technology limitations, without isolating that the issue is the behavior. The end result will likely be a set of technology that looks similar to the current technology set, just with a different look and feel on top of a fundamentally rearchitected platform typically costing millions of dollars.
The approach would be equivalent to not allowing knives in the cafeteria for fear of stabbings vs not hiring people who won't stab each other. Only technologically neutering costs much more.
The approach would be equivalent to not allowing knives in the cafeteria for fear of stabbings vs not hiring people who won't stab each other. Only technologically neutering costs much more.
They technologically neutered the SharePoint environment by removing everything but the list and document library. It is no longer usable for its core collaboration functions.
We have technologically neutered our mobile email by not allowing attachments.
They technologically neutered their CRM by turning off the workflow features.
We have technologically neutered our mobile email by not allowing attachments.
They technologically neutered their CRM by turning off the workflow features.
by ColdheartedMatt May 8, 2012
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