frumpy art teacher

A teacher whom you dislike no matter what they teach or what they look like.

"Wow she's such a frumpy art teacher. It's the day before christmas break and she gave us an essay on the geometry of areodynamics...bitch."

by Chronny December 25, 2007

techversation

A typed conversation held through means of technology (i.e. email, IM, twitter, phone texts).

When my phone battery died, we continued our techversation through email.

by NKubie September 29, 2011

Teacher's bladder

The ability to prevent oneself from requiring the need to urinate less often than every 12 hours.

Woah! Mary hasn't got up from her desk all how does she not even need to pee?...Totally must have a teacher's bladder!

by Miss Penguinchick November 21, 2016

Teacher Voice

The loud volume of voice that teachers use. It's not really a yell since that indicates fear or anger--just the loud, obnoxious voice of someone accustomed to endeavouring to speak over the crowd without sounding angry. Off-duty teachers often don't know they are being too loud and coming off as bossy.

"If you're getting up, would you bring me a glass of water?"

"Stop shouting, I'm right next to you. You've been shouting since you got here."

"Sorry, it's my teacher voice."

by The Ripper November 11, 2008

Techem'up

When an IT professional using an array of mediums to communicate, most commonly, conference calls or emails containing technical jargon a normal or intellectually inferior employee or client won’t understand.

Don’t be fooled by imitators, techups are delivered at the highest level of IT from only the highest level of engineers.

"Dude, he's a jabroni just techem'up"

"Dude, the guys in that NOC are Busch league, just techem’up!"

"Dude, he doesn’t know shit- Tech his ass up"

"Dude, you should have heard them on the bridge, I started teching them up and their network guys went silent."

Tim asks:
"Mike, what should I tell this guy, we reloaded his router by accident"

Mike replies:
"Tim, just techem up"

Tim replies:
Techem up? How!?

Mike replies:
You know?! Just say a bunch of IT acronyms like BGP,OSPF,TCP IP,EIGRP spanning tree, STFU, I know more than you.You just been teched’up now get the fukk out of here. Oh yeah, ISIS and pim sparse mode too.

The user will announce his compliance via spoken word or by nodding his head dismally and walk away with headache. Best thing about an old fashioned techup is the aforementioned user will never ask you a question again.

Tim:
Perfect, thanks Mike!

Mike:
NP

by MJEEZYCCIE July 23, 2009

Google Teacher

A teacher that is lazy and uses Google to find questions and/or essay topics for students to do.

I got some homework questions on a book, I Googled them and the questions and answers are all there, definitly a Google Teacher

by Ghostofchris May 30, 2009

Spanish Teacher

That one teacher who is from spain. Whenever you breath, you get detention.

My Spanish teacher gave me detention for breathing

by AsiaWillRule May 13, 2019