Tea-bag

To hold your penis out of the way, then slap your balls against someone repeatedly

"I tea-bagged that dirty wench I pulled last night, hehe"

by The real Jeffers August 06, 2006

tea bag

1. to let someone dip their cock into your mouth like a tea bag in water
2. to put your cock onto someones face while theyre sleeping

1. after a vigourous deep throated blow job, i made her tea bag me
2. shut up im trying to tea bag your sleeping mom

by jebus kytes November 18, 2005

Tea Bagged

A term used by CB'ers when another signal so solidly over powers the conversation already at hand so that the original conversation cannot be heard at all thus repesenting a virtual full cock in the mouth. Usually a funny thing is said or a slam.

What CB'er 1 said ... "and so I was walking the dog and when I came back home my wife was setting out key lime pie, and it was really good."

What CB'er 2 heard - ... "and so I was walking my dog and came back home and my wife was" 'GIVING ME A BLOW JOB' "and it was really good."

Thus producing the reply from CB'er 2 "Dude! You just got Tea Bagged!"
Followed by the Tea Bagger and everyone else on the channel laughing.

by LayItOnYou March 19, 2007

tea bagged

when hurdling, one may hit their nuts on the hurdle, causing immense pain

aaww, dude, i teabagged that last hurdle

by Liiansa May 15, 2005

tea bag

To Dunk on someone in basket ball forcing the defender to absorb alot of contact with the dunkers nuts

Did you see Vince Carter Tea Bag Andei Kerileino on the USA Game??

by AdrienG1 March 17, 2007

tea bag

when u shove ur balls down somebodys mouth unexpectingly and u move them in and out and woosh them around

bobby didnt expect me to tea bag him that morning when he woke up.

by jaybrit1 June 14, 2008

tea bag

what ground tea leaves are.

I was so hungry I put a tea bag in my mouth. mmm...it was so tasty.

by anonymous March 08, 2005