Water Tapper

When a Mans penis hangs so low in the toilet bowl, it starts to touch the water.
Man 1: "Man I had a Water Tapper in the Walmart bathroom today."

Man 2: "Damn, you're Dick is that long?"
by Jhicks976 October 05, 2021
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Tonya Tapper

A baton, typically a retractable/collapsible type that is carried by the police and can be easily carried by an average civilian and used for self-defense or destroying kneecaps.

The term is derived from the 1994 attack of Olympic figure skater Nancy Kerrigan by Shane Stant, who was later revealed to be hired by Jeff Gillooly and Shawn Eckardt. Eckardt was the bodyguard to and Gillooly was the ex-husband of rival Olympic figure skater Tonya Harding. The attacker used a 21-inch (53 cm) ASP telescopic baton and was intending to break the knee of Kerrigan, thus allowing Harding to advance further. Many news outlets and people have since associated Tonya Harding directly with the attack and the alliterative term "Tonya Tapper" was created.
"Did you hear Jimmy got hit up with a Tonya Tapper? He's never going to walk the same."

"I keep a Tonya Tapper in my car in case of emergencies."

"What is the word for a Tonya Tapper again? You know, the one that you smash into the ground to collapse or into kneecaps."
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pud tapper

Female equivalent of wanker. Tedious woman who thinks a lot of themselves and their rather unoriginal opinions.
"She's a real pud tapper. She actually thinks Audis and iPads are on-trend."

"She's also the type to use the phrase " on-trend. "
by simsmi August 14, 2015
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Tappers Stroke

When you repeatedly tap or press something in attempt to make it go faster. Common on many electronic devices.
Jerry had a tappers stroke when his computer was acting slow and not refreshing.
by willywonkaboi May 07, 2019
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shin tapper

Mate, look at the shin tapper on that dude!
by Bucks246 October 06, 2020
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Tapper knacker

When a women taps the knacker sack with her index finger.
by The knacker tapper September 13, 2021
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Truck Tapper

Adjective: Someone who specifically seeks out a sexual partner with a large or "thicc" rear end; corresponding to those who have a "dump truck" rear end.
Oh, Dylan, he's a "Truck Tapper".
by J148 December 04, 2023
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