Lift my testicle to take a look. I discover a mysterious undisclosed flap of skin. It taint the asshole and it taint the testicle
by clubdead March 21, 2011
by The Return of Light Joker March 31, 2010
my taint is hairy
by shark bait ho haha February 24, 2010
The little patch of skin between the genitalia and the anus. Was at one time gender neutral, though is now more used in reference to the female, having been replaced by "chode" for the male.
by brownwings March 15, 2011
The sixth step in the tweeting following tweet, twat, kilotwat, megatwat and gigatwat. Equal to 10 billion twats or 10 trillion tweets.
The twitter-sphere reached two taints today after Kim Kardashian's breast implants exploded on an airplane.
by agentkooper May 18, 2010
The verb to taint means to spend time somewhere for the purpose of finding the next sexual encounter.
Derived from the noun taint which represents the anatomical area between two sexual parts ( the balls and anus or the vagina and anus).
When a person meets a person online to hook up sometimes they don't like who they met or they meet someone and are still seeking a sexual experience and prefer to avoid going home to go back online before going out again. They haven't yet found the next hookup so they go somewhere to spend the time between hookups and to find the next one. This often occurs at a Starbucks or McDonalds or some other place where there is internet access and where they can look for their next hook up online.
Derived from the noun taint which represents the anatomical area between two sexual parts ( the balls and anus or the vagina and anus).
When a person meets a person online to hook up sometimes they don't like who they met or they meet someone and are still seeking a sexual experience and prefer to avoid going home to go back online before going out again. They haven't yet found the next hookup so they go somewhere to spend the time between hookups and to find the next one. This often occurs at a Starbucks or McDonalds or some other place where there is internet access and where they can look for their next hook up online.
After work I didn't feel like driving home for an hour only to come back to the city, so I just tainted at Starbucks until I found a trick.
The guy looked nothing like his pictures at all, so I just tainted online at McDonalds where I found my current boyfriend David.
When the guy didn't show, why did you go home and have to answer all the questions about going out again. You should have just tainted at the pizza place. They have free Wi-Fi now.
The guy looked nothing like his pictures at all, so I just tainted online at McDonalds where I found my current boyfriend David.
When the guy didn't show, why did you go home and have to answer all the questions about going out again. You should have just tainted at the pizza place. They have free Wi-Fi now.
by sexydognyc September 22, 2013