Trumpsessed

When you become obsessed with Donald Trump to the extent of linking everything to him and radically transforming sites like Urban Dictionary into being all about it.

Shana: I liked Urban Dictionary before it was Trumpsessed.
Mary: Yeah, every day there's a new and completely random trump word.

by BarnacleHead February 15, 2017

Trumphole

Exactly the same as an ass-hole

Dude dI'd you see Shep kick that dog? Ya I did , man yhat guys a Trumphole

by Bdot Steelhead hunter April 19, 2017

Trumpfact

When people make up facts.

He used a trumpfact

by Attacked February 16, 2017

Trumpost

Throwaway comment on the internet, usually on sensitive topics that the poster has not invested the necessary time, resources, or even just consideration in actually understanding.
Combines Trump, Post, and Compost.

"Why did he post that on Twitter? It's offensive to Mexicans and it makes him look like an idiot."
"Did you read it?"
"Yeah, I read it."
"Then the Trumpost did it's job. "

by AnonymousManToTheRescue March 12, 2017

Trumpfuck

The unfortunate result of putting your trust in an inadequate, narcissistic, underqualified, over-selling, severely under-delivering, dangerous, self serving prick that you're left feeling unimpressed, disappointed, dissatisfied, ripped off and screwed over.

Wow, Mike Pence and the GOP got seriously Trumpfucked this Friday. Melania isn't alone in feeling that way!!!!

by Bob McCoy October 8, 2016

Trump Slump

What happens once the trump stump is revealed to a woman.

Jane: Well, Donny and I went out and he revealed his trump stump. I think he could tell I was disappointed in the tiny nub because the next thing that happened was it was just a small flaccid blob of dough. We laughed and called it trump slump.

by Runner707 December 14, 2016

Trumpnado

Similar to a tornado in its destructiveness, but mushroom-shaped and usually resulting from a nuclear blast.

The golden hue in the sky with the white Trumpnado signaled the beginning of World War III.

by DaisukeDoki August 10, 2017