Meatstick Symphony

When you touch your downstairs compartment in a rythm

David: I beat my meat to porn for 5 minutes.
Jacob: Oh, please! That's nothing! I once did a meatstick symphony to hot anime hoes for 20 minutes 'til I passed out!

by Lmao27 July 17, 2025

Symphony

Sym - Latin. "Together, come into one"
Phony - English. "Fraudulent, fake"

A symphony is a fraudulent machination of amassed sounds, in purpose of deceiving the viewer into false enjoyment.

"Ah man did you get lost in that lie too? I almost couldn't resist the awesome symphony!"

by anonymous September 14, 2021

Bittersweet Symphony

'Cause it's a bittersweet symphony, this life
Try to make ends meet
You're a slave to money then you die
I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down
You know the one that takes you to the places
Where all the veins meet yeah,

No change, I can't change
I can't change, I can't change
But I'm here in my mold
I am here in my mold
But I'm a million different people
From one day to the next
I can't change my mold
No, no, no, no, no

Well I never pray
But tonight I'm on my knees yeah
I need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me, yeah
I let the melody shine, let it cleanse my mind, I feel free now
But the airways are clean and there's nobody singing to me now

No change, I can't change
I can't change, I can't change
But I'm here in my mold
I am here in my mold
And I'm a million different people
From one day to the next
I can't change my mold
No, no, no, no, no
I can't change
I can't change

'Cause it's a bittersweet symphony, this life
Try to make ends meet
Try to find some money then you die
I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down
You know the one that takes you to the places
Where all the things meet yeah

You know I can't change, I can't change
I can't change, I can't change
But I'm here in my mold
I am here in my mold
And I'm a million different people
From one day to the next
I can't change my mold
No, no, no, no, no

I can't change my mold
No, no, no, no, no,
I can't change
Can't change my body,
No, no, no

(You've got to change your violence,) Got your sex and violence,
Melody and Silence
I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down
I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down
Been down
Ever been down
Ever been down
Ever been down
Ever been down
Have you ever been down?
Have you've ever been down?

by Death Menace June 30, 2023

Nympho-Symphony

The rhythmic squeak of bedsprings that occurs while having sex.

Fella 1: Dude, were you at the Frat party last night?

Fella 2: Yeah but all all the beats were drowned out by the Nympho-Symphony coming from the bedrooms.

Fella 1: Wot in fornication?

by Applesowce8572 May 19, 2017

pocket symphony

Another phrase for flogging the dolphin, or masturbating.

I was so turned on in sex ed class today I had a pocket symphony in my pants.

by Milly19876 May 28, 2008

Fountain Symphony

Noun. A woman that is so aroused that she squirts with every thrust into her ass.
Best achieved by proper foreplay, proper anal foreplay, Magic Wand Massager on her clit, and slowly fucking her in the ass.

Sam: It took 2 hours to turn Jessica into a Fountain Symphony, and then she squirted every time I slid inside her. I no longer need praise to know I'm good, I think I just won sex.

by Datacube January 17, 2023

Symphony of Eww

the noises a group of three REALLY gross guys make when doing it with a hott girl.

Devin: (Really deep voice) margit!!! margit!!!
Kit: (shrilly) mawgit! mawgit! mawgit!
Elliott: (Also deep) uh margit *giggle* uh margit *giggle* uh margit *giggle*

by Jesus saves? or does he? March 15, 2005