Rum Swizzle

An alcoholic beverage originating in Bermuda at the Swizzle Inn. (their slogan "swizzle inn; stagger out")

Made with:
1 shot of dark rum
equal parts orange juice & pineapple juice
triple sec for color
few drops bitters

We got SO loaded on Rum Swizzles!
Don't take that swizzle into the pool!

by FlyingMonkeyMistress July 27, 2009

Swizzle sticks

The little hairs that can get nasty around a male dogs pee whole.

Quit licking your swizzle sticks Bob! (insert your dog name)

by Nvs1990 April 11, 2022

swizzling around

the act of arranging and rearranging a complex group of things until one is satisfied

I usually have some swizzling around to do before my class schedule is set down in stone.

by Sarah Bronson December 15, 2008

magic swizzle

Antiseptic mouth rinse required prior to performing oral sex on a particularly small or fragile penis.

Other doctor: Did you see the tranny in the ED tonight? Super hot!

Doogie: I know right! I had to turn down his or her blowjob offer... couldn't find the magic swizzle.

by EdRoyce March 22, 2023

M. Swizzle Cheese

An Absolute cheesey man, craft god, baking master. If this person was a color they would be Lime Green.

-Cash or credit?
-M. Swizzle Cheese please get that magnet out of your butt
-No.

by BreadBowlTime January 30, 2021

Swizzle Stick

A stick used for mixing, stirring, or blending.

I shoved my Swizzle Stick in her ass, and mixed that shit up!

by dirtyd45678 July 2, 2016

That really swizzles my diggle!

Used in a positive way to say that something has really made your day.

Doctor: "Yo, bro, you don't have cancer anymore!"
Bro: "Whoa! That really swizzles my diggle!!!"

by TheBudde January 17, 2017