Swiss Bliss

When you ejaculate into an ice cube tray and freeze the contents. Holes are drilled into the ice and the ice cubes (resembling swiss cheese) are placed into undesirables' drinks.

That dumb chick thought she would get pregnant from drinking the Swiss Bliss.

by Party Crashers August 22, 2009

P-Swissing

The act of taking your time for no apparent reason and not noticing it untill your buddies start bitching at you.

Commonly seen by Patrick Switzer, reknowned downhill skateboarder.

Man, Jerry's late again, he must be P-Swissing.

by Pelican501 March 9, 2012

swiss watch

An perfectly formulated plan. Used almost exclusively sarcastically.

That's a great plan, Walter. That's ingenious if I understand it correctly, it's a fucking swiss watch.

by Duders November 30, 2007

Swiss Shart

When you have holey underwear, and you lay a creamy fart, and you make a racing strip on your pants

Dude, where did you get that vertical brown line on your jeans? Bro, I ate too much chili, and Swiss Sharted myself!

by Samboni63 May 7, 2011

Swiss gang

A group of friends that stay with each other no matter what and won't let anyone get in between them.

Man, you guys are so tight your like a Swiss gang.

by Swiss Native October 8, 2014

Swiss Tickler

The act of performing oral sex while also reaching up and forcing your fist down the other participants throat and tickling their anus at the same time.

Both of Linda's hands were too occupied to answer the phone, as she and Mr. Anderson were busy conducting the Swiss Tickler in the teachers lounge.

by Dead swarms August 14, 2016

Swiss cheesehead

A long term ecstasy user, not a Packers fan from Switzerland.

Nate is a Swiss cheesehead because he likes ecstasy, not because he likes the Packers.

by Solid Mantis August 25, 2017