Swiss Christmas

when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.

by November 28, 2020

Swiss Bliss

When you ejaculate into an ice cube tray and freeze the contents. Holes are drilled into the ice and the ice cubes (resembling swiss cheese) are placed into undesirables' drinks.

That dumb chick thought she would get pregnant from drinking the Swiss Bliss.

by Party Crashers August 23, 2009

P-Swissing

The act of taking your time for no apparent reason and not noticing it untill your buddies start bitching at you.

Commonly seen by Patrick Switzer, reknowned downhill skateboarder.

Man, Jerry's late again, he must be P-Swissing.

by Pelican501 February 05, 2012

swiss watch

An perfectly formulated plan. Used almost exclusively sarcastically.

That's a great plan, Walter. That's ingenious if I understand it correctly, it's a fucking swiss watch.

by Duders November 08, 2007

swiss madison

The act of inserting one's finger into their partner's anus after ejaculating into their butt hole.

After Smurf came in Smurfette's ass, he pulled out and gave her a loving swiss madison.

by TheGreekScientist November 17, 2019

Swiss Franc

The act of spreading ones butt cheeks and blowing air into the anus.

My husband Marty was sound asleep so I crawled into bed and gave him a Swiss franc.

by Boo Cocky Boyz January 30, 2019

Swiss cheesehead

A long term ecstasy user, not a Packers fan from Switzerland.

Nate is a Swiss cheesehead because he likes ecstasy, not because he likes the Packers.

by Solid Mantis August 25, 2017