Swansea, Massachusetts

A small, depressing town in the far Southeast corner of Massachusetts. It is not nice enough to be considered part of "The Cape" and not crappy enough to be considered a suburb of Fall River. It is incredibly poor and the public school system is under funded and embarassing. Best of all: it is too far from Boston for people from MAssachusetts to have heard of it and too "far" from Rhode Island for rhode Islanders to care about it.It should become its own country. There is an overwhelming Azorian Portuguese population.

If you grew up in Swansea, Massachusetts almost everywhere else you go will seem better and more intersting.

by Goldfish-Luvah February 19, 2009

sparsely packed

"a room which is 60% populated"...used by politicians to confuse the listener

The room that can seat 30 was sparsely packed with 20 occupied seats.

by laslo September 24, 2009

starseay

as a verb: too bounce head from side to side in complete zen happiness

as an adjective: a feeling of complete zen happiness but with a poppy teen song playing in the back or a gentle smile while burning incense and having inner peace
as a noun: a completely zen person who holds the balance between melancholy and happiness all in a head bob

Guy 1. Man, do you see those fricking waves all glittering in the ocean as they roll in?

Guy 2. Yeah, that is so fricking starseay.

Guy 2. I just saw this dude, he was like burning incense but smiled gently, kinda like an ewok, but a monk, or a cool mystic penguin.
Guy 1. He is pretty much a starseay.

by Becaroonio June 16, 2011

Smarse

A portmanteau of "smart ass" and "arse". Use smarse when the standard smart ass would be inappropriate or offensive.

RICK: I'm gonna have to quit asking, "How stupid can you be?" You seem to take that as a challenge.

DAN: Shut it, Rick. You're such a smarse!

by mrsbvp January 25, 2013

swagsexual

Swagsexuality is basically the defiance of any rules and the rejection of what people think of you. Being swagsexual has nothing to do with the term "swag" and was actually coined by @JoshDMayo in Mid/Late-2012 to make fun of the word. To be swagsexual gives up all of your rights as a "popular" person, and invokes your rights as level with the majority of people. If you are swagsexual however, it doesn't mean your average. It means you don't give a fuck what you are. It can also be used to describe how sexual a person is. Being swagsexual means you attract both the opposite and same sex in an indescribable way.

It can be used as a noun, adjective, or adverb.

He is swasexual.
He has swagsexuality.
He is being swagsexul.
"You're looking very swagsexual today."

by Swagsexual November 25, 2013

Swagsessfully

To succeed, with swag

I swagsessfully left waitrose

by biddy23 March 15, 2015

swassey

When you have a one wiper that does a sneak assault on you and later on gives you the feeling that you didn't wipe good enough

I had a one wiper earlier... later on it made me feel swassey

by Deuce33 February 15, 2018