The phrase "Monocle Swap" refers to a sexual act being performed by two distinguished and exceedingly classy/cultured individuals, of any gender combination. (male/female, female/female, and male/male monocle swaps are all possible.)
The act can be described as follows: Mid-coitus (in any variation/position) the two involved parties simply exchange eyewear (in this case, a monocle or two) in a gesture of extreme intimacy and respect for each other. This can be considered as the sexual equivalent of a hat-tip on excellent sexual performance and prowess.
It has even been documented that the act of monocle-swapping itself has lead to intense orgasms and the formulation of "Great American Novels" and speeches of note.
The act can be described as follows: Mid-coitus (in any variation/position) the two involved parties simply exchange eyewear (in this case, a monocle or two) in a gesture of extreme intimacy and respect for each other. This can be considered as the sexual equivalent of a hat-tip on excellent sexual performance and prowess.
It has even been documented that the act of monocle-swapping itself has lead to intense orgasms and the formulation of "Great American Novels" and speeches of note.
"I say! Last night's monocle swap with George was the finest I do believe I've ever had! Simply smashing"
"Really, old bean? Well, then. I shall bequeath my monocle onto Cynthia's face tonight... along with a little something extra!"
*mutual laughter and pipe smoking ensues*
"Really, old bean? Well, then. I shall bequeath my monocle onto Cynthia's face tonight... along with a little something extra!"
*mutual laughter and pipe smoking ensues*
by Funcommunist December 13, 2012
Get the Monocle Swapmug. by Cumpire October 30, 2023
Get the Sewage Swapmug. Badge Swap; The act of changing professions to obtain new loads of semen while maintaining a public service job.
by Igel69 May 24, 2021
Get the Badge Swapmug. When a girl takes on a load in her mouth and passes it on to another female friend who happily recieves the seed by kiss, or laying on her back and letting the first girl drip/spit it down on her.
by whateveroneiusedlastposting August 24, 2003
Get the jizz swappingmug. To share spouses/mates with another to the point of digital and/or oral copulation only.
This term comes from the home of Stephen, SuperGenius, who invented it spontaneously while referring to timid wanna-be swingers unwilling to take the PLUNGE
This term comes from the home of Stephen, SuperGenius, who invented it spontaneously while referring to timid wanna-be swingers unwilling to take the PLUNGE
by Stephen Super Genius July 25, 2004
Get the soft swapmug. In the heat of passion, the person you are fucking puts their mouth over your asshole. At this point you rip a good fart into their mouth. Then, the person puts their mouth up to your mouth and blows your own fart into your mouth. Inhale deeply.
Man, I stank swapped the shit out of Todd's wife last night. She put her fat lips up to my asshole and I ripped a gnarly fart into her mouth. Then she blew my own fart into my mouth. It was great! STANK SWAP!
by STANK SWAP SUPREMACY November 2, 2006
Get the stank swapmug. When a person pays for someone else's groceries with food stamps, EBT card, etc. in exchange for money, drugs, sex and/or booze. Named after the city of Brockton, Massachusetts.
"Hey let me know if you need anything at the store, because I'm broke but I have a ton of food stamp money on my EBT card, maybe we can do a Brockton Swap."
by MrDangerously January 11, 2013
Get the Brockton Swapmug.