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the sunflower seeds

These small damn seeds that get spit into the air, and onto the floor of the chevy. Get stored in the cup holder.
1) What was that!? Oh that was just the sunflower seeds flying

2) Why is he spitting damn seeds on the floor

3) What the shit is his problem. That seed is stuck in my ear drum
by Alonzo Defonzo December 9, 2008
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Siberian Sunflower

Very similar to the "Somalian Sunflower" with the major difference being that this takes place outside in a very cold climate area. During intercourse or when receving oral intercourse with a white woman, the man withdraws his penis and blows directly into the girls face, then proceeds to slap her across the face, creating a sunflower-like design with the man spirit. The major difference here is that since they are in a cold climate area, the spooge will freeze to her face causing the Siberian Sunflower.
I banged Aleksandra in her backyard last night. I hit her with the Siberian Sunflower and she's still trying to unstick the remains from her face.
by VinegarStrokes April 21, 2009
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Somalian Sunflower

When a guy, who is either having intercourse or receiving oral sex from a black woman, pulls out as he is going to blow his load and shoots it directly into the centre of her face. He then slaps her across the face and the cum spatter created by the slap produces a sunflower-like design. Hence the Somalian Sunflower.
Yo man, I took that chick Boomsheika home with me last night. It got so wild that right at the end I felt like I had to give her a Somalian Sunflower. So I did....and she loved it.
by VinegarStrokes April 21, 2009
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california sunflower

A circular train of vag munchers, in which one female tounge punches the vaginal cavity of another famale while she gets her own vag consumed by another female. This represents the petals of the sunflower. In the middle of the cirlce consists a ninja star. A ninja star is the very chanllenging act in which four women are scissoring all at once. Thus representing the seeds or center of the Sunflower.
I walked into my dead grandma's book club and layed my eyes upon the most gloriuos california sunflower one could possibly ever witness.
by dertyjuiuytrfthyulop;[olytrhjk February 22, 2019
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Zambezi Sunflower

A Zambezi Sunflower looks like a French impressionist, oil on canvas, painting worth millions, but is actually created almost instantaneously, shit on porcelain, due to an explosive release of diarrhea while seated on the throne.
After we ate at that dodgy Indian restaurant, I was doing Zambezi sunflowers all night!
by Naughty Daddy July 4, 2021
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Baby Sunflower

A Name for a bitch with a little canoli
Baby Sunflowers got a big nose
Baby Sunflower is broke
by Lil Canoli December 15, 2021
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John sunflower seeds

The name of a fucking legend who will become prime minister one day
“damn that guy is so hot, but not as hot as john sunflower seeds!”
by John Sunflower Seeds October 11, 2022
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