sedentosis

(n.) a debilitating disease characterized by the victim's inability or distaste to any form of motion; more severe than laziness, but less severe than paralysis


From the Latin root sedere (to sit).

"You really need to get your act together, you lazy little fuck."
"I'm not lazy!!! I have sedentosis, you ignoramus!"

by Keho March 2, 2009

Sudden unexpected nipple syndrome - SUNS

When a person suffers from trauma after unexpectedly coming into contact with a large nipple - sudden unexpected nipple syndrome

Eddie face timed his daughter who was doing fake tan at the time and accidentally flashed a nipple.. Eddie is suffering from - sudden unexpected nipple syndrome - SUNS

by Nerak yarrum January 17, 2016

shedea

An amazing person, people named this will often be funny, cute and just an outright awesome person

Wow, look at that shedea.

by jaywasjusthere March 7, 2017

Suddenly Whale

A large fat specimen incapable of human and especially romantic interaction.

"You see that fat thing there?"
"The one that looks like a complete weirdo?"
"That's Suddenly Whale."

by La Yaoi Addict July 27, 2019

Sudden Russian Death Syndrome

A darkly tongue-in-cheek “syndrome” that has been coined to capture the ugly fact that dissenting Russians are repeatedly being murdered via poisonings, mysteriously falling from towering balconies or just run-of-the-mill unexplained disappearances, at the behest of the Kremlin.

Putie the Warmonger has always flaunted his unrestricted power by publicly eliminating uppity Russians and blaming it on Sudden Russian Death Syndrome since it effectively scares the shit out of others who may be contemplating disobedience themselves.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2023

Don Seeder

The uploader in a torrent network which is fundamental to maintaining a dutty speed for your download.

when you have a download speed of 600kbps, and then a seeder leaves which gives you a speed of 8kbps. that seeder was the absolute don seeder

by qwerty the dog December 23, 2008

Sudden Repulsion Syndrome (SRS)

A condition many people experience after dating an individual for a short amount of time. The individual is probably polite, nice, and generally pleasant to be around, but one day, you suddenly find yourself disgusted by his or her appearance. You cannot ever see yourself establishing a physical relationship with this individual, and when you imagine it, you vomit in your mouth a little. The consequence of SRS is that you end up feeling as though you must break it off immediately.

"Hey girl, how are things going with that guy you were seeing?!"
"Ugh. Things were great until he had a booger one day and I experienced a sudden case of Sudden Repulsion Syndrome (SRS). I had to dump him immediately."
"Man, I hate SRS!"

by Badger2011 December 15, 2011