Stunned

Used in the workplace when customer service is overwhelmed by the many demands of their customers. Also used when co-workers would ask how the business day was when starting their shift.

The word takes after WWE Superstar Stone Cold Steve Austin and his finishing move the "Stone Cold Stunner" where he stuns his opponent with a crotch kick and then does a neck breaker over his shoulder when the opponent bends forward.

So Did You Guys Get Stunned Today? I Had A Feeling Because Monday Was A Holiday And The Kids Were Off Of School. Figured They Would Check Out Our New Video Games On Sale.

by Joe Stunner September 7, 2010

butt skunked

when your mom is being doubled teamed by 2 black people. its called butt skunked because a skunks ass is black white and then black again

Dude, your mom got butt skunked saturday. I was there

by timmy tom tom timmy tom June 28, 2010

skunked beer

Beer that has gone sour. Some bottles of beer have an overabundance of particulate matter evident when the contents are viewed through light.

This IPA appears to be skunked beer, and it tastes like shit.

by ozonekid December 14, 2013

skunked

to be stoned and drunk simultaniously

after that 12 pack and fat blunt of haze I was skunked.

by Val Mode May 13, 2005

Skunked

You are fucking doggie style. You pull out, jizz on the asshole, pee on top of the jizz, then you let him/her fart and spray it all over you.

You- "Dude, I was fucking this chic last night and I jizzed on her asshole and covered it in piss!".

friend- "What'd she do bro?"
You- "She farted on me man!?!?!?"
friend- "Bro, you got skunked!!"

by Tittypuck December 21, 2010

skunked

Intentionally farting in an attempt to get someone away from you.

This annoying bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up, so I skunked in hopes that she couldn't tolerate my ass gas and would leave me the hell alone.

by challengersrt8 May 19, 2015

Stonked

To be severely Stoned, usually accompanied by being drunk but not always.

To get Stonked or Stonkered you need to have smoked plenty of Weed or Cannabis either in Spliffs or Bongs etc

Tim: Dude I'm absolutely f**king Stonked!
Daz: Dude me too, no more spliff for me I'll chuck a Whitie!

by Snoodbanger December 27, 2006