like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling

A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.

50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"

by Nick D May 30, 2006

Student

A term used to describe international students from the North-East Indian region, currently enrolled in studies in major Canadian cities.
They do not intend on doing anything with their studies other than using it as a gateway to become a "PR"
These people are found in turbaned and non-turbaned, very obnoxious and loud in nature, wearing flip flops in the winter time, driving a Dodge Charger, and aspiring to become a truck driver one day.
They are easily identifiable in large groups because they lack the confidence to ever do anything independently.
They will also destroy your house if you ever choose to rent it out to them.

More recently, they have been taking offense to being called a 'student' similar to the way African Americans take offense to the N word.

Dude, there's a black Dodge Charger driving into the parking lot..

Well, it's either the cops or a student...

(Individual exits the vehicle)

Yeah don't worry, he's wearing flip flops in this -40 snowstorm, definitely a student.

by easytheretiger May 8, 2021

tongue stud

1. A piece of jewelry pierced through the tongue. Said to enhance oral sex. Also a way to tell others that you give oral sex.
2. A person who is talented at giving oral sex. (as opposed to a cock stud.)

1. "A tongue stud is false advertising if they are not into giving oral sex."
2. "They call him a tongue stud because he is rumored to provide the finest oral sex, a cockstud is known for penetrative sex."

by Undun May 12, 2015

AP World Student

A student, usually a freshman or sophomore, who rose to the challenge, clearly not aware of what the hell they got themselves into. They were normal, fun-loving kids before the flames of AP World scorched them. They now have no lives, read the textbook constantly, endure constant yelling, and suffer grades of C's and C-pluses only to receive 5's on the AP test. Their report cards often consist of straight A's, other than the AP World History grade. A group of AP World Students may be referred to as "Worlders", and resemble a cult.

Person A: Wow, we never hang out with him anymore, what happened?
Person B: Oh, he was really cool before, but then he became an AP World Student.

by banana22 April 9, 2009

grad student

slave

Grad students perform all the dull parts of research professors don't want to do.

by Lugnut92 September 1, 2009

perpetual student

1) A perpetual student is someone (generally in college or university) who attends for several years, usually more than what is required out of their degree.

2) A perpetual student is someone who returns to school repeatedly for new programs.

Paul, in his seventh year, was known as the perpetual student at OISE.

by darkestembrace November 3, 2007

**hot_stud**

username most commonly adopted by smelly adolescent male teenagers in chatrooms who have never met a real woman in their lives, and if they did, wouldn't know what the hell to do with her.

**hot_stud** : sup, any hot babes in da room?
sexi_baybi : asl

note that sexi-baybe is also a smelly adolescent male. Or a pedophile.

by everything you know is wrong July 6, 2004