"This stroke came in to the dealership and wanted to test drive 4 cars and isn't looking to buy until next year."
"I spent 2 hours with a stroke fuck-face customer today."
"What a stoke"
"I spent 2 hours with a stroke fuck-face customer today."
"What a stoke"
by tire-kicker, waste of time, June 19, 2018
Guy 1: dude, my girl really broke up with me because my parents took my phone.
Guy 2: WHAT THE HECK!! she's a stroke bro, homies will be glad to have you back.
Guy 2: WHAT THE HECK!! she's a stroke bro, homies will be glad to have you back.
by Xavier.bxg June 11, 2019
A group of homosexuals from New York who think they’re cool because they’re trapped in a musical era that time forgot, and with good reason. Many emo kids think that they’re hip by listening to the "the Strokes" but are simply pandering to the notion that you have to be outside of the mainstream in order to be good. A complete lack of originality and talent, don’t waste your time listening to The Strokes because the Rolling Stones did it better, and they did it 40 YEARS AGO.
Emo Kid: Do you want to listen to the new "The Strokes" album? I got it on vinyl because I’m so hip.
Nromal person: No I have many things I would rather do with my time, like make furious man-love to a cheese grater.
Emo Kid: (slices wrists and lays in the corner crying)
Nromal person: No I have many things I would rather do with my time, like make furious man-love to a cheese grater.
Emo Kid: (slices wrists and lays in the corner crying)
by I got you back July 25, 2009
At least in central-Indiana and possibly beyond, "stroke(s)" can refer to (a) jokester(s) and/or someone/people who does/do not live up to their promise or word.
Nobody else showed up for that regional frat-house meeting at Purdue except our house. Those other chapters are a bunch o' strokes.
by Brown1980 May 14, 2007
Man 1: "Jump that fence"
Man 2: "No there's guard dogs on the other side!"
Man 1: "No theres not I've jumped this fence loads of times, so that's where your stroked."
Man 2: "No there's guard dogs on the other side!"
Man 1: "No theres not I've jumped this fence loads of times, so that's where your stroked."
by jamawabbadin November 07, 2010
by OmfgImaGenius May 23, 2010
A band comprised of spoiled children of talent agents and other rich NYC businessmen. At different moments they rip off The Velvet Underground and Television, and are perpetually drunk/coked up.
Contrary to popular belief, they are not 'indie,' they are on RCA which is about as independent as Burger King.
A hit with any white bread suburban kid who wants to develop an edgy persona.
Contrary to popular belief, they are not 'indie,' they are on RCA which is about as independent as Burger King.
A hit with any white bread suburban kid who wants to develop an edgy persona.
e.g. I was listening to the Strokes in my H2 on the way to Nordstrom's to pick up my CGBG shirt. I feel very rock and roll now.
by SZ August 05, 2005