Strag

A straight male, bro, or dude who has sex with other straight males, bros, or dudes without desire. He is not homosexual, because he does not have sexual relations with other homosexuals. Since both parties are straight, there is nothing gay about it.

Hey bro, my wife is out of town and I'm feeling a little strag. Do you wanna party? Hit me up on instragram later.

by Beef Stragonoff December 25, 2019

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draw straws

If you need to choose somebody for something, here's what to do.Count out the exact number of people that want to be chosen for something.Get some straws. Make sure they are not bendy straws, though.Be careful to only get as many straws as there are people that want to be chosen, if you get too many straws or not enough, this will not work. So anyway, get a straw for each person, but cut the bottom inch off of one of the straws. Have the group choose who will hold the straws (you can decide this also by drawing straws, but that will create a straw drawing cycle that can be endless, so I don't recommend it). The person that holds the straws moves them around in his/her hands a good deal, being careful to hide the bottom of the straws from view, and carefully mixes them around.Then, everybody grabs a straw, but the 'straw holder' has to go last, as it's possible he/she might be able to feel the length of the straws, and we want this to be fair.After everyone has finished 'drawing straws', everybody compares the length of thier straws to others, and the person who is discovered to be holding the 'short straw' is 'chosen'.

Drawing straws is a fair way to choose somebody for something.

by Nastina September 5, 2005

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Straps

Plural of Strap
Which is a street name for a gun

"now im rolling with two straps, both off the safty catch"
Skinny man "ill be surprised"

by jamie scoot May 12, 2008

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teresa strasser

Teresa Strasser - the #1 Jewish news reporter on The Adam Carolla Show.

Teresa Strassers glowing personality, witty banter, and excellent intuition on gay/nerd/weed walking and blah blah blog draws the listener in and keeps them there despite the sometimes uncouth remarks from her counter parts.

by VCA January 5, 2009

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Straggot

An alienated species of human, they’re very predatory and think they get pussy as if it’s handed to them on a plate.
You can catch straggotitis- so STAY BACK!

“Did you hear about straggot leader Tony Lopez? Turns out he’s a nonce too!”

by xoxcandycottenxox August 20, 2020

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