STD

STD stands for Snooki Transmitted Dumbness. Are girls in your school wearing super slutty clothes? Tanning their skin 24/7? Putting their hair in poofs the size of the Popes hat? Then they have the STD. After watching Jersey Shore for too long, some girls have acquired the STD. Signs include but are not limited to...
-drinking vodka for breakfast
-drinking vodka for lunch
-drinking vodka for dinner
-drinking vodka for dessert
-skin that is so tan, she is invisible in a dimly lit room
-causes public disturbances 24/7
-eats pickles... by sucking on them
-when asked why she does something, she replies with "I'm at the Jersey Shore... BITCH!"

-everywhere is the Jersey Shore for her
-a sudden interest for meat-heads and gorillas
-when someone calls her phone, and is looking a girl named Angelina, she replies with "No, she died"
-she is as smart as a...Snooki

Dude 1: "Crap dude, my girlfriend and I were watching Jersey Shore last night, and she got the STD!"

Dude 2: "Damn bro that sucks. Has she started eating pickles yet? I wanna watch...

by WW-PSouthBoy14 August 16, 2010

Facebook STD Test

Based on the hypothesis that an individual carrying an STD would most likely refrain from "friending" a random sexual partner on Facebook.

Can be used to ascertain the following data:

A "friends" B and B accepts = NO STDs

A "friends" B and B rejects = B has an STDs and thus A might now as well.

John: Did you seriously raw dog that girl you met last night at the party?

Tim: Yea man, but she passed the Facebook STD Test because she friended me this morning.

John: Can I see her picture?

Tim: No, I rejected the request because somethings been going on down there the past few weeks that I need to get checked out.

John: Nice.

by SimpleKind of Man February 2, 2010

STD

Spontaneous Torrential Diarrhea

Whenever you are normal one second, then randomly you get the urge to have explosive diarrhea and then, when you sit down, it just explodes out of your ass like a torrential rain...

Explosive Diarrhea, and just another thing that STD stands for...

by Chance3985 February 4, 2009

STD tag

a varitaion on the game of tag, in which the player who is "it" tags another, and while doing so, shouts out the name of a known STD, such as "the clap." The person who is now "it" now has to tag another player, and shout the name of another STD. If an STD is repeated, that player is eliminated.

The following is an example of a game if STD Tag:

Johnny: *Tags Jenny* Herpes!
Jenny: Damn, now I'm it...*runs after Billy and tags him* Gonorrhea!
Billy: Crap.

by you KNOW its true April 14, 2007

iPhone STD

You look at so much porn on your phone that it gets a virus...

"I looked at so much porn on my cell it caught a virus...dam iPhone std!"

by Drebob35 April 16, 2017

STD prone

A new word used to replace "Retarded" in high school/college vernacular. The phrase comes from the fact that stupid people are more likely to contract STDs.

That man is STD prone.

Whenever Bhavjot asks me for help I think, "Man that kid is STD prone".
Wow those kids seem STD prone.

by johnappleseed2001 October 30, 2019

STD

An abbreviation for "Save the Date"; a card that is distributed to invitees in advance of a formal invitation to announce the date of an upcoming wedding.

I got an STD from your sister the other day.

Thanks for the STD! I'll clear my social calendar.

Not another STD! My summer is going to be completely ruined!

by Weddings can be so annoying. June 6, 2011