STD

noun- a girl who is a walking sexual disease with legs. if she even looks at you she will infect you because she's been EVERYWHERE and seen EVERYONE'S pants. so keep your zipper zipped!

guy: dude that's a total STD over there
other guy: yeah she was with Zac last night AND david an hour later.
guy: i think we might catch the aids virus if we don't skat.

by halfxxdoomed December 22, 2008

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STD-Severe Testicular Distress. Usually occurs when humidity and temperature are very high.

Zack: "Damn, all this hot weather is making my balls sticky and uncomfortable."
Jesse: "Sounds like you have a case of STD."

by 420Legend June 09, 2008

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STD(struggles to go down on)

the name given to someone who struggles to go down on things.

Emily Mahony: i cant go down on these things (while going down a welsh mountain)

Man: hey mate how was that prostitute last night?
Mate: she was a right STD, couldnt go down on me properly with her wide vagina.

by izzit-me June 26, 2010

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Surf Till Dark. When the waves are that good or the weather is that good or there is just nothing better to do, why not surf till dark. Sometimes what started as a SAW turns into a STD.

Me: McD, gettin a SAW in today?

McD: Yeah, probably a STD.

Both: Chad, you're still a ding-dong.

by sixfourfish January 07, 2009

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