Statue

(verb)To ruin the rest of your life via a stupid choice you made. Examples include procreating illegitimate children, landing yourself in jail, drinking and driving resulting in below the neck paralysis, becoming a vegetable from too much drugs, etc. If you end up dying shortly after the mistake, it doesn't count as being statued.

"Finally we run the trojan which causes you to smoke a joint and get 20 years to life. We see a brief image of you getting high on the convenience store's security camera. Your life is now as useful, and entertaining, as a statue."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood April 20, 2006

statue

LA slang meaning Oscar award

Charlize has a statue, let's get Vinny a statue! (from Entourage series)

by cremebrulee October 19, 2009

Meat statue

A human devoid of movement or communication. see: terri schiavo

so this guy flipped his truck over by driving like a dumbshit. long story short he's schiavoed, gonna be a meat statue for awhile.

by mouse May 15, 2005

statue of liberty

representative of both the god and goddess

worshiped by wiccans and satanists

by hippies smell September 8, 2004

statue of liberty

A Statue of Satan.Ironically it was given to America by the French.

The Statue of Liberty is an ugly, idolatrous eye sore.

by 4Q February 29, 2004

statue of liberty

An offence to god.
An abomination.
An eye sore.

Should be melted down.

by damn fags July 20, 2004

Statused

The act of updating your social networking status about current events

Hawke: Did you hear, IM A PIRATE!
Amber: Oh yeah, I just statused it.

by LHawke February 3, 2012