Staple that to your scrotum

take that, suck on that, etc

say it after you have proven a point, or to poke fun at your mates after they fail at something e.g "Ha ha Tommy, my football team beat yours, staple that to your scrotum!"

by MrMuz September 5, 2009

Staple Food

An item of food that is consistent in one's diet. It is eaten AT LEAST every day if not more than one time per day.

Pop-tarts are my staple food. I eat them for breakfast everyday as well as a snack before bed.

by strawberrypoptartwithacherry April 21, 2011

stapes

Manchester Slang for chewed chewing gum.

"Uh, Mark, you've a big wad of stapes stuck to your shoe, mate!"

by iamstapes September 1, 2009

Stapler

An internet meme meaning you are procrastinating on finishing a report, essay or any other written document that should be stapled.

"Hey John, are you done with your homework? The stapler will know."

by xsed, February 23, 2013

stapes

A rare type of orange

"I love nectarines," Said Katie.
"Oh God, no," Said Anne in disagreement. "Stapes oranges are definitely my favourite.

by ilovefruit September 1, 2009

stapes

Leprechaun slang - extremely insulting leprechaun curse.

"YOU ARE A STAPES!"
"I'M GOING TO STEAL YOUR CROCK OF GOLD, ASSHOLE!"

*Scene from "The Life of A Leprechaun" by Patrick Barry

by leprtam September 1, 2009

Stapes

A large wart usually found on the left buttock. Makes it painful to sit. Caused by excessive lettuce consumption.

"Ow, my left buttock is really painful," Said Vanessa.
"It's your own fault." Said Niamh.
"What is?"
"I've bet you've got a Stapes."
"A WHAT?" Asked Vanessa, astounded.
"A large wart caused by excessive lettuce consumption. It's your own fault for eating like a rabbit."

by lettucce September 1, 2009