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sexual starfish

When 5 guys take their penises and ejaculate into a circle, the semen forming an adhesive in the shape of a starfish
Bro, what happened at that party last night?
Oh it was so crazy, some really gay shit happened, we even did a sexual starfish.
by Sexual Starfish November 28, 2015
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Russian Starfish

When you first a woman elbow deep, then unclench the fist into normal hand position and move it around.
I just have a girl a Russian Starfish and she was gasping for air like she was drowning.
by BrokeXCampbell June 24, 2019
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blank stairing man

the most horrifying thing in exsistance, the one true thing that haunts all our dreams, and only the blank stairing man knows just the amount of torture he can bring, filling up the whole r/wilbur soot subreddit!
friend 1 Hey, let's check out the r/wilbursoot subreddit!

friend 2 good idea!

the subreddit *blank stairing man*

both friends die in sync
by soggy bean April 10, 2020
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Moscow Starfish

Moscow Starfish

When you fall asleep drunk on a bed, sofa or floor with your arms splayed out in the shape of a star - with your clothes still on – and you wake up or are awoken the next morning in exactly the same pose.

The Moscow Starfish can be executed on one’s back as well as face down.
- Where’s Mark? He seemed pretty hammered last night.
- I looked into his room earlier, he’s still in a Moscow Starfish, exactly how I left him.
by Stivchik June 26, 2020
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Salty Starfish

An extremely puckered, tight asshole. Results in an inability to penetrate.
Despite an entire tube of lube, I couldn’t slip the salty starfish.

Despite the poppers, my Grindr hookup still had a salty starfish.
by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020
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social shit-staining

A humorous alternative to Social Distancing. It conveys a negative connotation towards the term Social Distancing.
It's really frustrating to have to line up to enter a shop because of social shit-staining!
by PearcyM8 July 22, 2020
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starfisting

Laying on your back with arms and legs outstretched to make yourself look like a starfish, then inserting each hand and foot into a different woman's vagina.
"Is Zach done double-spocking his moms yet?"
"Yeah, but he's busy starfisting them now."
by SlipperySeaSnake69 June 15, 2014
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