squope

The name of every pope, since they are all secretly squids.

Guy 1: dude, did you see what the squope did yesterday?
guy 2: *is being strangled by the squope for almost revealing information about the papacy*

by Libdabean December 13, 2017

Squozen

A past tense term for a squeezed lemon/orange or fruit.

Hey bro, what's with this squeezed lemon on the bar?
It was squozen earlier man!

by Chefin It May 29, 2018

Squimer

(N.) a guy who squirms around and screams whenever he busts a nut

“I was with a guy last night, but it turns out that he was a squimer”
“Yikes”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

Squoze

Another word for Squeezed. Past tense of squeeze.

It was squoze until the juice ran out

by newjargon March 20, 2019

squoze

A word characterizing the degree of cataclysmic pressure exerted on the head of a baby as it is being delivered vaginally.

Tenses: squoze, squozed, had squozen

As the baby comes out you might see some early decelerations on the fetal heart monitor strip. This tells you that the baby's head is getting squozed.

by InstituteOfNursingParlance September 7, 2019

squoze

When you squeeze an animal's orifice for the purpose of obtaining food, especially in relation to flavoring.

Who squoze a beaver butt and ate it to find this out?

by jumbijumbi October 18, 2019

Squozen

The word your dad says all the time

Me: Dad can I have some lemonade?
Dad: Do you want it out of the jug, or do you want it freshly squozen?
Me: Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Boireeoof December 8, 2019