When a bunch of bros are in a circle all trying to jack onto their own cookie. Last one to climax gets to eat all of the now-frosted cookies.
by TurbanDictionary November 10, 2013
Dude,I was talking to Kelsie and needed to fart but I just completely got the Hershey squirts on full blast
by Schafer The Waffer March 03, 2016
1: Your weekend closer. The last booty call before you start the work week.
2: A Sunday afternoon outdoor patio/bar party with chill, good energy and perfect vibes.
2: A Sunday afternoon outdoor patio/bar party with chill, good energy and perfect vibes.
by BrowntownStL January 19, 2021
Best performed by a taller woman on a shorter and feminine man. They are both hot. When a sexy super dominant goddess wearing a strap on harness with a super realistic dildo in it (a squirt dildo that can heat up and throb) ties up her sexy submissive partner.
When he is bound and helpless, she puts makeup and lipstick on him.
Then she lathers her realistic strap on cock and his thicc cheeks with lots of lube. Her synthetic cock can heat up, throb, and squirt and feels exactly like a real penis (yes, these kinds of dildos are real, but they are somewhat rare).
Then she calls him a good boy for being so submissive and breedable.
After this, she slides her cock into his tight bussy and listens to his vulnerable moans as they have passionate anal sex. After she is done fucking him, the squirt/ejaculate leaks out of his freshly fucked bussy.
When he is bound and helpless, she puts makeup and lipstick on him.
Then she lathers her realistic strap on cock and his thicc cheeks with lots of lube. Her synthetic cock can heat up, throb, and squirt and feels exactly like a real penis (yes, these kinds of dildos are real, but they are somewhat rare).
Then she calls him a good boy for being so submissive and breedable.
After this, she slides her cock into his tight bussy and listens to his vulnerable moans as they have passionate anal sex. After she is done fucking him, the squirt/ejaculate leaks out of his freshly fucked bussy.
That squirt femdom was amazing.
by femdomguy7777 December 05, 2022
by Djbro66 November 18, 2015
When you accidentally shit your pants when you try to fart in someone's face, popularized by YouTuber DaddyOFive. Usually addressed in a retarded-sounding voice.
Jack: *farts on Logan*
Logan: Eww! What was that?
Jack: (in a retarded-sounding voice) I MADE DOOKIE SQUIRTS!
Logan: Eww! What was that?
Jack: (in a retarded-sounding voice) I MADE DOOKIE SQUIRTS!
by Thor Ian Grayson March 01, 2017
Are you participating in No Squirt September?
by spicyguyman November 06, 2017