Squirting on the Pups

The act in which one is taking a shit, but said shit comes out too fast/early and it goes all over ones ballsack.

Jb: Dude, I took a shit last night and it went all over my balls.

Adam: Dude! You were squirting on the pups!

by DonkeySchlong February 11, 2010

squirming dersman

When a fly fisherman is eating out a girl, he reaches over to a bucket of warm water that he has prepared and pulls out a live rainbow trout. He proceeds to shove the trout up the girls vagina until she orgasms .

1. Mac gave the love of his life, aktrout girl, a squirming dersman after a long day of fishing on the river. She proceeded to immediately dump her loser boyfriend in search of a much more exhilarating experience with mac.

2. Upon becoming intimate with a friend of his for the first time, Austin gave her a squirming dersman. This immediately got them both in the mood for a long night of love making.

3. Ray was being apathetic about flyfishing, until he received a squirming dersman from a local fly fisherman.

by rainbowtrouter February 12, 2014

Squirting Sylvester

When a woman squirts and queefs st the same time on your face

Man, I need a towel! I went down on her so hard she was squirting sylvester!

by Mystery_evilboy June 2, 2018

Squirteling

The act of nutting in a girl then taking her outside and putting a hose in her vagina and squirting water in her body and it coming out of her mouth.

I nutted in Maddy and she had to go squirteling.

by connorayden69 February 10, 2021

Squirreling a nut

A sex act where the semen fills the recivers mouth to the point of over flow.

She gave me dome and she was squirreling a nut.

by IR8ALPHA March 16, 2021

stop flirting and get squirting

Stop kissing and cumming, and get your girl squirting!

"Hey bitch, get your orgasm (stop flirting and get squirting) on with me!"

by StopFlirtingandOrgasm February 7, 2021

Squiggling

V,- to sail through the air and wiggle at the same time- most commonly used to describe the movement of penises

Em, look at Jake and Heath's penises squiggling through the air!

by jaytee6969 February 7, 2006