Cum Bob Squirt Pants

Verb; When you ejaculate all over a yellow sponge for weeks. Then, as your having sex with someone and about to cum, you grab the sponge and ring it out on her face.

"Damn dude! Did you really Cum Bob Squirt Pants that bitch?!" "Yea man, she got a bigger load than she anticipated for.

by Jonny-Tann November 13, 2013

cod squirt

Female ejaculation of the fishy variety

When my bird came she squirted cod juice in my eye, it burns it burns , fucking cod squirt

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

touch squirt

One who is prone to premature ejaculation.

Joan is never satisfied because her boyfriend is a touch squirt.

by riboflavin December 9, 2008

squinty-eyes ching chong

The worst thing you could call an Asian

I've been to China for weeks and would love to call these squinty-eyes ching chong my friends.

by I can't see cause ching chong March 19, 2017

lil squinty

When a you give her a facial and some gets in her eyes so she can't see clearly and has to squint.

He gave her a lil squinty last night so she can't see right now.

by Dapak June 9, 2018

Squine Lord

1: The worst definition of squine.

2: An awful excuse for any living creature.

The squine lord Kobe Bryant was unworthy of his allstar MVP.

by Will Rowen February 19, 2007

Squirtaliate

To squirtaliate. A chick taking revenge on a bloke who ejaculated prematurely, by squirting in his face while hes sleeping.

"She squirtaliated me last night..."

"Dude, I don't want to know about your penis problems..."

"Squirtaliate? NO DON'T"

by JoshuaMilksh4ke November 7, 2011