squibbing

The act of pleasuring yourself in manure and/or horse dung.

Farmer to friend: Couldn't believe it, went down to clear out the muck-spreader, only to find a load of tissues and some bloke squibbing himself senseless.

by grimola October 5, 2011

Squishing the Burrito

Female Masturbation

Q:Why was Lauren being so quiet in the backseat?
A:She was back there squishing the burrito

by JC24 February 16, 2009

Squinking

A failed attempt to wink by a person who can't wink, resulting in said person squinting awkwardly.

She could wink with her left eye, but when she tried to wink with her right eye she just ended up squinking.

by KingMJ October 14, 2011

squidding

to deposite one's ejaculate in a public place.

'Laura is always squidding in the locker room at the gym'

by looceefir August 8, 2008

Squirming Turtle

When a girl is giving you head in bed and you fart while trapping her under the duvet.

Girl "Bastard, you farted while I was under there"
Gay "Haha you were such a squirming turtle"

by aqwsde June 16, 2010

Squirting on the Pups

The act in which one is taking a shit, but said shit comes out too fast/early and it goes all over ones ballsack.

Jb: Dude, I took a shit last night and it went all over my balls.

Adam: Dude! You were squirting on the pups!

by DonkeySchlong February 11, 2010

squirming dersman

When a fly fisherman is eating out a girl, he reaches over to a bucket of warm water that he has prepared and pulls out a live rainbow trout. He proceeds to shove the trout up the girls vagina until she orgasms .

1. Mac gave the love of his life, aktrout girl, a squirming dersman after a long day of fishing on the river. She proceeded to immediately dump her loser boyfriend in search of a much more exhilarating experience with mac.

2. Upon becoming intimate with a friend of his for the first time, Austin gave her a squirming dersman. This immediately got them both in the mood for a long night of love making.

3. Ray was being apathetic about flyfishing, until he received a squirming dersman from a local fly fisherman.

by rainbowtrouter February 12, 2014