scuffing the chimp

a term for male masturbation

"Not answering the phone...he must be scuffing the chimp"

by snoutliketrout January 5, 2010

Sniffing Grass

The act of smelling any drug.
But in particular, "Grass" as in marijuana.

Cooper was sniffing grass and began to cry.

by someone.you.know. July 31, 2011

sniffing season

The first few weeks of the new year where old flames text, call or email wanting to see "how you've been....." They are sniffing you out to see if you would be open to another round of whatever you had in the past. Wise people will keep it moving and see it for what it is.

Friend 1: I just got 5 texts in 3 days from different guys I dated last year.....What is going on?
Friend 2: It's sniffing season....best to keep it moving.....

by KMGTEXAS January 10, 2014

quiffing

a physics teacher playing a makeshift guitar made out of a plastic box and elastic bands using a badly damaged violin bow

the physics teacher has been quiffing for an hour

by obvsval February 21, 2023

squimping

a sexual act in which one partner lifts open the foreskin, spits inside it, and then closes it and rubs it around.

“Dude, what’s got you in such a good mood today?”
“My girlfriend finally squimped me last night. I can’t stop thinking about it.”
“She said yes to squimping?!? You lucky bastard!”
“Yeah, man. I got squimped big time.”

by reese witherspoon fan July 11, 2023

meat scuffing

The method 'forgetting' the lubrication but going ahead and trying to force anal sex anyway.

"I wanna give my bird anal tonight but we are out of lube, guess I'm going to be meat scuffing again"

by Laguna1970 July 27, 2008

Aggressive nutsack sniffing

The most kinky thing one man can do. Aggressively sniffing nutsacks requires skills and technique and proper form. You have to keep the ball hair from going up your nose but still be able to blow around that hairy sack with the sheer force of your breath. Try not to sniff too much cheese all at once. And like DJ Khaled once said, “Life, is Roblox”.

Aggressive nutsack sniffing is my favorite activity to do on your grandma.

by [e-mail] September 13, 2023