Squidkin

Squidkin is a cross between a Murkin (Pubic Wig) and a Squid.

This can be used when a womans pubic hair is so long and wet it looks like she is being attacked by a hairy squid

Dave: "Dude I Tried To Get It On Last Night, But Her Squidkin Smelt Like Old Tuna, i'm Really Disapointed My Grandma Never Shaved That Thing"

by HotForGrannys July 14, 2009

squidlife

No fucks given... By middle aged perverts...
Practice of picking up females, 20 years their minor, with drugs... Primarily Molly and cocaine

: Whoa, did you see 50 year old homie give that half naked 20 year old a gang of coke?

: yeah man. He's totally living the squidlife

by Teddywise August 12, 2015

Squidding

The act of which one gives the breasts of a female specimen a gentle caress and grab in a squid like motion from base to tip.

jesus christ guys I did it! After finding out what squidding is and how much girls like it I managed to squid a girl last night.

by TheSwagMeisterOfBerlin August 9, 2016

Squidding

The process of using your hands to make and upward grasping motion to implement sexual pleasure of the penis and or vagina.

At this very moment Nikjarieas is squidding his penis in his bathroom.

by Iodydingus May 30, 2017

Squigging

Rotational Squeaking/creaking noise while driving your vehicle around corners and making sharp turns

While making a right turn in my car, I can hear an abnormal squigging noise. Please inspect my steering and suspension

by mikey pru February 21, 2018

Squirtle Squadding

When five guys wearing sunglasses fuck a single girl, preferably one in a nurse outfit, all pull out and ejaculate onto her back at the same time, while shouting: "Squirtle Squirt!".

"Dude, we took this girl back to our hotel last night, and before you know it, we were squirtle squadding!"

by Astrophysiics March 31, 2015

Spuddling

To take on airs of importance at the accomplishment of a triviality.

For months, the newspapers, newscasters and talk show hosts had been pontificating over the eventual meeting between these two heads of state; now, cameras flashing, with broad smiles, the two presidents took turns spuddling about the great and historic significance of this simple walk across the border that has separated the two countries for centuries -- something which any two year old could have accomplished, but for the barbed wire.

by Lawrence Winkler December 30, 2007