Squeping

verb: (inf: to squep)

The act of being annoyingly important. Someone or something who hangs around just because no one can be without them. Basically, being important and rubbing it in peoples' faces.

The Navigator squeped with the group trying to have a quiet boat ride. Though his jokes were horrible and he was disruptive, no one could find the land if he left. Knowing this, he continued squeping.

by bassvillan July 6, 2006

Squelching pig

When you find the fattest chick in the bar, and take her home to dick her down. As you proceed to take off her parachute panties, you shove a apple in her mouth. And then proceed to slap her belly, over and over again. As you do this she will start to squelch. At which point you start screaming “ hear little piggy” as she tries to pull away.

“Broooooo, I need more apples man”. “ the squelching pig is getting to expensive”.

by Daddydamon94 November 10, 2019

butt-squelch

butt-squelch- a retard definition 2 a constint masturbater definition 3 when you are taking a dump and the toliet water splashes on yur ass

I was taking a crap after lunch and i was butt-squelched

by John Colin Ted December 4, 2004

squelch

the gross noise something makes when you squeeze it.

AH! did you hear it squelch! man, that was sick.

by marzy March 14, 2004

Squelch

The act of a large man, (perferably obese), climbing or stepping up onto a kitchen or dining room table, lowering and/or removing his pants and underwear, using his hands to spread apart his butt cheeks, and proceeding to expel a long, solid piece of feces upon said table.

"We were all sitting around laughing at the table for Thanksgiving, when all of a sudden Uncle George climbed up on the table and Squelched all over our beatiful turkey."

by ColtPython June 20, 2009

squelch

noun/verb/adgetive

to dash ones dreams, or burst ones bubble

stop squelching

You squelch

Dont squelch my idea manda!

What a squelchish idea

by manda October 19, 2003

squeep

v: to run and slide down a smooth hallway in your socks. or anywhere, in any footwear.

interjection/onomatopoeia: usually uttered after a particularly interesting description has been given for an action.

"dude, I almost fell because I tried to squeep into the kitchen, but I forgot I was wearing socks with grips on the bottom!"

-"i saw a biker make an amazing swerve around a bus today, those boston bus drivers are crazy!"
-"haha yeah, SQUEEEEEEP!"

by mondaysundshine February 16, 2010