Squeezie

A dude who has power over all because of his god- like appearance. This man plays lead guitar for a multitude of bands. He also plays ice hockey but sux at it. Squeezie is a chick magnet that all the hott chicks flock to, and I don't mean chickens! This man is also HUGE. He can consume much beverage and state altering material. He is Jewish, Christian, Irish, Atheist, German, African, Russian, Italian, and part horse. Although some of these origins are not visible from the outside, if you look up his butt, you might find something landing on your face. WARNING: Squeezie is addictive because of his humor and could incinerate your brain with laughter.

All the bitch's are addicted to Squeezie; no lie.

by Squeezie Them Boobies March 1, 2009

squeezing the tomato

squeezing the tomato was a term I heard in a song that remixed the macarena, with the word masterbater, in the original's stead. Squeezing the tomato is a term that means materbate, I'm not quite sure if it is just male, or females can use this slang as well.

yo, man, so I was watching porn last night, holy crap! I was squeezing the tomato before I realized it was two dudes! Does that make me gay?

by Mercedes Bends June 15, 2007

squeezil

The dirt that inevitably ends up on the bottom of your shoes.

Man, Ted has a lot of squeezil today!

by Shea Levy May 4, 2006

Squeezing Teabags

When you're banging a chick, and you insert your scrotum into both her vagina and her anus, while she squeezes on them.

Man, I was with my girlfriend yesterday and she started squeezing teabags, it was intense.

by Gazelle Attacker August 19, 2006

squeezing the iguana

masturbating

We called Wes to see if he wanted to go to the bar, but he never answered his cell. I believe he was too busy squeezing the iguana.

by bullet88 January 10, 2009

squeezing the sponge

When an ex asks for more money for things that should already be covered by child support.

Also when an ex files for child support arrears despite being fully paid.

“She’s got him by the balls and really squeezing the sponge for that orthodontist bill.”

“She spent all the child support on a new truck for her boyfriend, now she’s squeezing the sponge to pay for the kid’s summer clothes”

“The County takes half your income even if you’re caught up. They really squeeze the sponge”

by Fact Based Person January 30, 2018

squeezing the olive

Having a poo

I was desperate for a poo, I disappeared into the bathroom, squeezing the olive

by chrisbibby August 16, 2018