Squinch

1. To crumble and tighten your toes together so as to pick up objects with your toes or to disturb another person deeply.

"I squinched Claire's upper thigh because she was annoying me. She cried"

by Hansel Shmi January 19, 2010

Squanch

To crush, compress or smash.

Erin used a brick to squanch Scott's brains in for talking to much.

by KROPSi August 3, 2017

Squanching

A form of eating you food with your mouth open. Making loud noise. Crunching, smacking.

Stop squanching your food, it annoying and to loud!

by Midn July 30, 2017

squinch

To tighten or bring together.

The kerning looks awful on that. Squinch the "C" and the "O" together.

We were 10 miles from the rest area and I was prairie dogging like crazy. I had to squinch my ass cheeks together to save my dignity.

by SmugSockMonkey January 9, 2005

Squinch

n. the area between the scrotum and buttocks. Also see taint.

I got a nasty film on my squinch after banging that whore, and not showering for a fort night.

by Duney February 5, 2009

squinch

Squinting in anguish

Your favorite soccer teams is in the world cup final. Unfortunately, at the 90th minute, one of its players misses the penalty kick that would make your team world champion.
You see yourself squint??? That was a squinch!

by Jonathan T. aka Jonaphin June 20, 2006

squinch

A square inch. if you didn't fiure that out, your an idiot.

it's 7 squinches thick.

by Tarliex McDavidson January 24, 2010