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Spontaneous Guitar Combustion (SGC)

A rapidly growing phenomena where a guitar in a public place inexplicably ignites, destroying the instrument and often severely injuring the person holding it.

Most theorists agree that it is a karmic occurrence, brought about by the disruption of peace in the universe, by a growth in the crust punk trend, specifically in the American Midwest.

Guitars tend to explode at a high enough temperature to ignite dirty clothing and greasy hair, so it is typical for the person holding to guitar to catch fire as well. Not surprisingly, there has never been an incident recorded where someone has tried to extinguish a victim of SGC, though many have admitted to thanking God after witnessing the miracle.

Researchers have been trying to establish a cause-and-effect relationship between SGC and the Mayan prediction of the 2012 apocalypse. Nostradamus' prediction has already been connected when astronomers discovered a constellation depicting SCG, perfectly situated with the predicted alignment of the planets on the day of the Rapture.

The majority of recorded cases have occurred in coffee shops, to victims who have been described as crust punk, gutter punk, and hippy.
When the crust punk's strumming was brought to an overdue end by Spontaneous Guitar Combustion (SGC), the entire coffee shop applauded.
by the 1,000wordsmith December 21, 2009
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Spontaneous Erection Syndrome, sometimes called SES, is a disease that most men suffer from. It is a disease where a man will spontaneously get an erection, while not aroused.

SES usually occurs in a situation where the sufferer could either become embarrassed, or possibly look homosexual.
Tim: Dude! how'd you get a boner? We're watching Mythbusters for christs' sake!

John: I dont know dude, must be my Spontaneous Erection Syndrome.
by Marcus129 February 24, 2010
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Spontaneous

To do something on a whim. Most of the time, it's living life in the fast lane, without regret. Sometimes you wake up the next day and wonder why you effin' did that?
Person #1: Let's be spontaneous and go to Alaska. We can build an igloo with our bare hands!

Person #2: Yeah, sounds fun! We can even sleep in it naked without a fireplace!

Overheard person: Are you serious? You'll get frostbite on your penis and it will fall off.

or

Person #1: Hey, I'm bored! Let's go skydiving today!

Person #2: That would b mad fun! I'm so down!
by exciting6898 November 16, 2011
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spunktastic

A Woman of such fine physical stature and beauty that they are to be honoured in such a way that they will receive the full force of the males mangoo anywhere (preferably as a pearl necklace) over their naked body.
Oh my god Vicky! I've seen a lot of porn films in my time but you've got the most Spunktastic tits i've ever seen.
by Techno uk June 24, 2007
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spunkathon

When a young male masturbates as many times as he can with very little recovery time.
Nerd #1: "Dude, what did you do this weekend?"

Nerd #2: "I had a spunkathon to see how many loads I could pump onto a pair of my sister's panties."

Nerd #1: "DUDE! That's so frickin cool!
by spontaneous spunk December 19, 2011
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Spontaneous Cumbustion

The act of two males performing a donkey punch and white dragon in unison on a female during an mmf.
"We gave Dorothy a spontaneous cumbustion last night. Her head exploded and a geyser of blood and cum splattered the walls."
by Gide October 2, 2006
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spontanious combustion

To spontaniously burst into flames
Wouldn't it be cool if that person just spontaneously combusted?
by Anonymous July 30, 2003
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