Cutthroat Spidermonkey

A cutthroat Spidermonkey, is another name for a clingy hardass bitch. The name is derived from the word Cutthroat meaning, to have no pitty and able to do anything it takes to get what one wants. A spider monkey is a tropical forest monkey that, once it finds its mate, never leaves it side, thus very clingy.

Raashmi is a Cutthroat Spidermonkey.

by ihatechris! October 24, 2011

spoodermin

The hero our world not deserves, but the one it needs.

Spoodermin, Spoodermin, does whatever a Spooder cin, swungs a web, any syze, I can't, rememeber the rest, look out, hear cumz, Da Spoodermiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin.

by Thepopeofjim November 29, 2017

Dirty Spiderman

When your receiving a blow job from your missus or a random, just as you blow dont let her know and BAM!! splat her in the face while yelling "GO WEB GO"

Ty did the dirty spiderman to Mandy the other nite and it got stuck up her nostrils and in her hair

by Matty/Spanky April 25, 2007

Spiderman Wank

When you place a females underwear over you head and wank yourself off, usually with used underwear: the smellier the better.

Named so becuase one resembles spiderman with both eyes looking out through the leg holes.

Bob: I had a spiderman wank with your underwear last night, it fucking stank!

Sally: That's not my underwear, I'm helping old Mrs. Clegg with her laundry, she is 95 you know.

Bob: Ah well, I wondered why they smelled of fish AND cheese, but enjoyed it nonetheless.

Sally: I want a divorce.

by Simjimbimalim August 4, 2006

spiderman 3

The most disapointing movie of all time. Fans all over the world were uber anticipated for this highly exciting sequel featuring the biggest big dog of all time in Venom, also starring the sandman, and the introduction of the symbiote. Unfortunately, when fans saw the film, they were heartbroken from the utter terribleness of this film. Even the Spiderman 3 action figures were upsetting (they were only 4 inches tall compared to Spiderman 2's action figures which were 6 inches tall). If not for the free refills on large soda, man would have requested his 2 hours back.

SAM RAMI HOW COULD YOU!!!@

It could be worse, we could be watching Spiderman 3!

Guy 1: Was she cute?
Guy 2: Dude she was at Spiderman 3 level

Friend 1: Oh man I should not have slept with that girl last night..
Friend 2: Oh man I should not have watched Spiderman 3 last night

"IM SO ANGRY AT SAM RAMI AND SONY FILMS RIGHT NOW" - Venom

by Ken Glin February 7, 2008

spidermano

A dance club, more specifically in Cancun, Mexico, that doesn't resemble a typical dance club, because instead of having a dance floor and music you can dance to, it has fake ass celebrity wannabes singing and dancing to prerecorded shit music. It is a random ass club that has spiderman flying from the ceiling and fighting with the green goblin, and Beetlejuice midgets stripping in front of fat chicks.

When in the car talking to a cab driver, especially in Cancun. "Senor don't take us to a club de spidermano." "No spidermanos please!"

by Benny K. March 26, 2008

Spiderman's lover

Slang terminology for marijuana. Another slang term for marijuana is "Mary Jane". In the Spiderman mythology Peter Parker (Spiderman) is infatuated with a woman by the name of "Mary Jane". The actual term relating to marijuana "Mary Jane" has become widely recognized as marijuana thus "Spiderman's lover" is a form of evolution as no authoritative figure will have any clue who in the fuck Spiderman's lover is.

"Did you get a piece of Spiderman's lover last night? She was high quality stuff."

"That Spiderman sure has it made, his lover makes me feel fantastic."

by jackcansingcsharp April 28, 2009