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Shlossing

Taking a shit while simultaneously flossing. Usually done in the morning as a way to multi-task before work or right before bed.
Robert: Man, I thought I was definitely going to be late to work today.

Joe: How do you get ready so fast in the morning?

Robert: Dude, shlossing saves me about 10-15 minutes.

Joe: You're sick.
by robeezie January 19, 2013
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slosh (sloshin) around

When a guy or girl decides to go crazy or on a "skin spree". To slosh around the person can take these three simple steps:
1. get drunk
2. make themself look "easy"
3. hook up with crazy numbers of people.

People say others were sloshin around instead of stateing the obvious that they were actualyy being a slut or man-whore.
Hey krista what you do all weekend, heard you were sloshin around?

Hey bys what ye goin at the weekend, slosh (sloshin) around?

Yes ba, all ye did at the party was slosh around.
by lernn October 30, 2008
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soggy sooshing

camping in a bush during a game of fortnite
i killed 3 guys and won the game because i was soggy sooshing
by trevorpaone January 15, 2018
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sloshing

also refered to as "shlocking," is the act of throwing Slurpees, or other forms of slush drinks, at pedestrians from the inside of a moving vehicle. While the origins of this activity are heavily disputed, the south shore of Suffolk County, Long Island has been known to be a hotbed for this unfortunately hilarious action.

Widely accepted best practices include the use of 7-11's convenient 4 drink cardboard carrier. Small slurpees are said to be the superior size for sloshing, as they easiest to throw and less likely to come apart prior to impact. Hotspots for such activity include movie theatre lines, high school house parties, college campuses, and retirement communities.
"I was super pissed that I wasnt included as a pallbearer, so I took off that stupid frisbee hat, hit up 7-11, and positioned Marty's dumb family at the wrong end of a gnarly sloshing session as they left the synagogue.
by sloshaholic November 7, 2010
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splashing

When a girl or guy pees lightly so it runs down the gooch and proceeds to fart sending it splashing onto the receiver.
Johnny was caught splashing his girlfriend in church.
by Rudarudd July 29, 2011
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Slothing

When you're too high or too tired to get up and move around or do anything active. Taken from sloth, a mamal that lives their life hanging in trees and moving very slowly. The sap of the trees are said to be hallucinogenic, causing the sloths to be high most of the time. Also can be used as an adjective (slothy, slothed).
"Bro: I'm so slothed from ripping that GB."

"Bro: Hey bro do you wanna go shoot some hoops?
Broham: No dude, I'm slothing way too hard right now."

"Bro: Dude, I was slothing-out from that PCP we smoked last night.
Broham: I know man, that stuff was straight up slothy"
by Castro with a K May 30, 2008
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SLOSHIN'

Whille engaging in sexual activity one or both of the participants are fat,and their belly begins to jiggle/wiggle/slosh(sloshin') around;like waves crashing on the shore.
Although Michael was in very good shape his girlfriend Megan was "SLOSHIN'"
by Tiffny October 27, 2008
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