Splooge Guards

Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the splooge out your eyes.

"Hey, Bro... who's the babe wearing the red splooge guards?"

by nfkiller October 17, 2008

Splooge

to orgasm in an explosive manner

The man splooged on her.

by oh niner wangsta April 14, 2003

splooge

semen

oh man, did you see that splooge all over her mouth!!!???

by kaitlin personi June 26, 2008

splooge

Another, rather descriptive word for semen or cum.

Awh man, did you hear about Luke? He was lay there drunk with splooge all over his jeans.

by Talk2Luke January 5, 2008

boxer splooge

when a dude is getting a hand job and grabs his boxers to splooge on

Josh: Hold on, let me get my boxers. I'm gonna blow
* Josh splooges*
*Josh carries his boxers home with him*
Josh's friend: You like carrying boxer splooge around with you??

by Fabio Rossi May 2, 2011

Splooge Special

When you're about to give a girl a back massage, instead of putting oil on her back, you cum on her back intsead!

I was about to get down with this chick when I gave her the Splooge Special!!

by melvinjunko June 29, 2009

splooge rifle

a penis

Shoot your splooge rifle!

by derhegginbarg October 4, 2009