SHILF

someone’s husband I’d love to fuck

Kristen: dayum have u seen the new band director?!?

Sally: no I haven’t! but I know his wife!

Kristen: he’s definitely a shilf

by harryswifey69 March 10, 2021

Spiflicate

1. To deal with someone violently and thoroughly, causing irreversable damage.

2. Used as an empty threat for children.

1.
Person 1: "Yo mang, I'm gunna pull you's vocal chords out of yo trap and strangle you wit dem."
Person 2: "Try it and I'll spiflicate you."
Person 3: "Ooooooooh!!!"

2.
Looking back on her childhood, Billy-Jo realized she had been silly to live in fear and terror of the often promised 'spiflication' at the hands of her stepfather.

by Paul Ensom October 9, 2005

spifferific

The state of being extremely spiffy.

Also may be used as an exclamation.

That new book I read was spifferific!

Are you coming with us? Yes? Spifferific!

by Mercury January 17, 2004

Spiffy

A way of expressing something of greatness.

To show happiness, apreciation/acception.

wordAwesome

"That's a Spiffy jacket you got on there." said Fred.
"I got it from my girlfriend," said Bill.
"Spiffy," said Fred.

by themaster408 February 21, 2003

smilf

soccer mom i'd like to fuck

Mrs. Hurley is a smilf

by Frank May 13, 2005

spife

It's a spife. Spoon and knife combined.
Duh.

CIA Agent: The victim appears to have been spifed several times in the neck.

by Jonathan December 11, 2003

spiffy

(Adj.)1. Neat or interesting. (can also mean cool) 2. Of a good or pleasant nature.
Used in 21st-century America by strange, offbeat teens.

Dudemna, look over there! Is that squirrel not THE spiffiest thing...ever!?

by Borden May 23, 2004