Spuddle

a spot/puddle on the counter

Clean up the spuddle on the counter

by poptarts100 October 21, 2010

Santa spindle

When a man tricks a girl to sit on his lap in a position where his erection will eventually slide into her vagina.

Sit on my lap and I will give you a Santa spindle for Christmas.

by Slo Joe Jizz September 15, 2010

spidle

A person who writes an email response to a yes or no question that takes 300+ words

I asked her how lunch was and she spidled me for 1/2 hour

by Bondgirl July 2, 2014

Spindles

When you’re being railed and your limbs suddenly go numb so to get the feeling back he slaps you around the face with his dick.

Last night my girl got spindles so I had to use a turkey slap.

by Girl from example June 2, 2021

shiddler

The guy who shits the most

Dear heavens you really are the shiddler

by Big bogus December 26, 2021

jew spindles

cd containers that have been blessed by a rabbi

I returned from the synagogue today with my jew spindles so that I could organize my seinfeld collection.

by Unavoidable Farts January 18, 2010

roger spindler

The dope ass band teacher at mauston high school when he’s not yelling at the retards in the percussion section he is chatting with most of the band students And telling dirty jokes or even picking on freshman guys that remotely talk to any girls, spindler is such a chad we all know he should be eating ass for a living, spindler is a god amongst mere mortals

Roger spindler is defined as a old man off his rocker but a cool dude
Spindler: wanna here the best pick up line?
Student: sure
Spindler: are you from jamaica because jamaican me crazy!
Student: cool

by The breh moment 420 October 21, 2019